Not a lot of art 'speaks to me', but when it does... well, anyway, I know exactly what you are saying. barfo
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that every man should feel about his wife as you do with your wife!
Manliest thing I do is make sure I spend time with my wife and kids everyday. If I'm on the road for work, I'll call them and talk instead of going to business dinners. No amount of money I'll ever make is more important than being a good dad and husband.
Spit into a lions face Walk barefoot in the snow to go get the mail Wrestle a baboon Rock climb without safety hareness Drive without insurance Walk around in N. Portland at night pointing a squirt gun at people. Okay, so I do one of these often......
It would be something on the order of "I've got friends on the police force, I'm filing a report because you threatened me" barfo
Police? Please. I already had my fbi buddy hack your ip and is in the midst of a full investigation of your past in hopes of unearthing some skeletons.
Not me, man. PapaG. My skeletons are in full view for all to see. Don't know why the FBI would be interested in my Halloween decorations anyway, but they are welcome to come take a look. barfo