Link For $69 (orig. $369) you can own your own pair of holocaust/Popeye shoes! These Chinese companies are amazing.
These are better but still not great. https://www.umshopp.com/collections/mens-boots/products/ctmx15559
oh sure, if they were free i'd wear em. Tho I think my feet would not enjoy it. I hate tight shoes. It's like my feet are claustrophobic.