So, without going into details, I'm bleeding a lot from my dangly part. As of about 40 minutes ago. I feel fine, but it's pretty concerning. So I'm going to take a shower and drive down to my urologist. Hopefully he can see me without an appointment. Same guy I saw back during the summer for the same issue; only then it was far less blood and a "monitor it and come back in if it continues" diagnosis. Well, it did continue at varying times, but I dismissed it. Kinda hard to ignore it now. Not sure what it could be, but I'm getting over a flue virus which, as of last night, has also caused my hemorrhoids to flare up. It's not that, obviously, but my stomach did start hurting as well. So I'm either going to bleed to death from my dick, or from my ass. I don't think anyone since Elvis has ever died from that, and I would prefer not to be next. So, if I die, I just want all of you to know..... I hate most of you. Don't feel bad. It's my way of giving tough love. I'm sure even Ted Bundy loved his victims. @SlyPokerDog you get my gun magazine collection and my cigars. Bring a box truck. And try not to bury them in the garden. Damn dog. @bodyman5000 and 1 gets my Cadillac SLS. She's got 121,000 miles on her....be gentle. @rasheedfan2005 gets my guns. @BonesJones gets my watercooler and my 9er gear. I still owe him $10, so that should cover it. @dviss1 you get my Darron Thomas bobblehead and all of my kitchenware. @riverman gets my books. It's manga and sci-fi. The rest of you little bastards can fight over the scraps. And no graffiti on my casket. Or I will haunt you for the rest of your days.
Meh.....I suppose I can include my Glock 22 in the center console. Not sure if @bodyman5000 and 1 knows which part is the barrel though.
Oh dude I'm not worried. But my mother has a long history of cancer, particularly bladder cancer. So it's something I need to address. The only thing I'm worried about is being scoped.
I remember bleeding out my peter. Twas a kidney stone. Never thought I'd wish a kidney stone on anyone, but man I hope it's an undiagnosed kidney stone.
A kidney stone isn't something you forget having. The pain made me walk around like a 90 year old man for a week+ and take short breaths. Any time I'd inhale deeply, it would feel like someone had hit my lower back with a blunt object, like a car.
You know....now that I think about it, I did have a coughing fit while I was in the bathroom yesterday after relieving myself, and my lower right back seized up and I could barely move for hours. I had my foot propped up at the time on my tub, so I figured I just strained my back. I wonder if this was actually a stone dislodging itself, and nothing to do with my back..... More like after the game and a lot of porn. Don't judge.
UGH, God no! Nothing uglier than the Turks. Turkish men are some of the ugliest motherfucker's I've ever had the misfortune of seeing nude.
