OT The war between men and women is over and women won

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  1. SlyPokerDog

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    Crispr folks kidnapping her in 3...2...1.....
     
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    Hell this happens to me too.
    I just figured it came with longevity.
     
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    If people are lighting you on fire I think they're tired of your longevity.
     
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    Tough shit!
     
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    You're just now learning this?
    Every night I beat my wife.
    Every morning she beats me in a righteous retribution. I think she is getting the better of me. I had to go to the doctor today while she sat at home watching soap operas and eating bon bons. God damn, women are tough.
     
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    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I think the only unique thing she has is the healing without scars thing. There have been loads of people who don't feel pain. I remember there was a kid on one of those daytime talk shows who never felt pain, and had once dislocated his toe (bent off at a 45 degree angle to the foot) and he just kept walking as if there was nothing wrong.
     
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    Minstrel Top Of The Pops Global Moderator

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    So she has leprosy? Bad luck.
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    So she's an Xmen
     
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    Xwoman
     
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    Excuse me
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Every kid knows of another kid with some weird ailment. I knew boys that could do the splits. I knew another kid who could bend his thumb backwards all the way to his wrist. I knew yet another boy who showed me his wound where he got stabbed in the gut during a knife fight and even showed me the blood stained sidewalk.
     

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