Exclusive The OFFICIAL 2019 NBA Offseason Thread

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  1. tlongII

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    How do these guys not know what substances are banned?
     
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    This is how:

    Doctor: Hey Wilson, your rehab would be a lot better with this drug but the NBA just added it to the ban list.

    Chandler: Did you say they just added it? Perfect, I either don't get caught or I have my excuse already.
     
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    Guess he won't be a blazer next summer. At least you know he's not going to run very far
     
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    how do their DOCTORS not know is the real question
     
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    I wonder what percentages of women who say threatening things to their men get arrested? Cousins needs to go MGTOW.
     
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    This is true. My ex threatened me constantly. To the point that i would not sleep in her presence.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I hope the house gets bigger!
     
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    The updated view numbers for the homes is awesome!
     
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    oh, it will...
     
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    My math: Including mortar, a brick is about 24 in^2. 8627 x 24 = 207048, which is the perimeter * the height of the structure. If the height is 8' = 96 in, then the perimeter is 207048/96 = 2156.75 in. Divide by 4 to account for the 4 sides (assuming a square house), and you get 539.1875 inches, or 44.9322916667 feet. Square that number to get the number of square feet, and, I get 2019 square feet. Minor overestimating of the mortar, but nowhere near their number.
     
  13. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Your calculation requires approximately 5/8" of mortar between each brick; the poster's calculation utilized about 5/16" between. Who's to say which is more reasonable? Also, you calculated a square house, whereas the other guy used approximately a 2:1 length/width ratio. That also significantly impacts square footage.

    Not surprising that changing variables changes the result.
     
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    what... nuh uh.
     
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    Make the house round, and it becomes 2570 ft^2 !!!
     
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    As long as you build it on a level plot
     
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  17. Chris Craig

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    So the third little piggy is safe then
     
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    The last week for Nets has me feeling even better about betting the under on them (44.5).

    If they sign Carmelo...lock it in.
     
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    WestBrick, Part Deux:
    According to this, he will make $171,139,920 in the next 4 years. If he's paid in Lincoln cents, can his brick house hold it all?

    $171139920 x 100 cents/$ x .360 cm^2/cent = 61610371200 cm^2 x (1 in/2.54 cm)^2 = 9549626635.25 in^2 x (1 ft/12 in)^2 = 66,316,851.6 ft^2
    which no freaking way will fit.

    How about dollar bills?
    According to this:
    So, $.171 Billion would make up about .171*1250 m^3 = 214 m^3 = 7557.339 ft³. With 8 ft ceilings, that's 945 ft^2, which would fit snugly in a 10 x 10 room with an 8 ft ceiling.

    Didn't double check the math.
     
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    Skill looked decent in his summer work out. The guy has touch and he's filled out some.
    CSNW has his video
     
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