Politics OFFICIAL: Funny Political Memes

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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Marry me.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    If it were only legal, I would.
     
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    It's legal if you self-identify as a dog like I do.
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    You make more than Phil Knight? How come no one else knows?
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Try building anything larger than 6 stories in the Xiamen province in China.
     
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    Just adopt him as a comfort dog and register with senior disabled services....you can pimp him out at the old folks homes
     
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  8. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Shit, my crossword just confirmed Trump will be re-elected


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    andalusian Season - Restarted

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    I think that sperm to USD exchange rate is not as high as you hope.
     
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  12. MARIS61

    MARIS61 Real American

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    Untrue, of course.

    Giuliani pursued a career as a professional athlete and is if completely qualified for the position:

    SUMMER, 2006: Posted five top-five finishes ... fired a six-under 274 (74-64-68-68) to finish seventh at the Eastern Amateur ... tied for 28th at the Monroe Invitational Championship with an 11-over 291 (68-73-76-74) ... finished second at the U.S. Amateur qualifier at GlenArbor Golf Club with a 68-71=139 ... shot 73-71-72=216 to place third at the NYC Amateur Championship ... tied for ninth overall and was low amateur with a 73-71-78=222 at the NY State Open.

    2005-06: played at the Tom O’Briant Memorial, finishing tied for 70th with a 79-81=160 (+20).

    Summer 2005: Shot 75-72-73=220 to win the Ike (MGA Stroke Play Championship) ... missed qualifying by one shot with a 69 to tie for seventh at the Barclays Classic Qualifier ... tied for third at the Rockland County Amateur with a 77-68=145 ... shot 75-67=142 to tie for second at the New York State Amateur ... posted low tournament rounds at both the Rockland County and New York State Amateurs ... tied for sixth at the Mittlemark Invitational with a 76-73=149.

    Prep: Four-year letterwinner in golf at St. Joseph’s ... also lettered three years in football ... four-time all-league, two-year all-county in golf ... all-state as a senior ... helped golf team a state championship as a junior ... football team also won four state championships ... named Bergen County Amateur Athlete of the Year in 2005 ... football team ranked #22 in the nation in 2004.


    The only experience Hunter Biden has with natural gas is using a BIC to light his crack pipe.
     
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    Sounds like millions of other athletes. I was all state and played 4 years of division one baseball and started for 4 years and my major was business/ marketing. I must be well qualified for that job as well. As for a bic lighter, you sound well versed in the use of bics and crack.

    We all know trump is a pay to play type president.

    https://ktvz.com/news/la-pine/2019/11/13/pair-arrested-in-la-pine-apartment-drug-raid/
     
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    Are you talking about the pipe you lost?
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Well, get on down to the White House and git cherself a job payin' $91,000 a year. You don't have to do nothin' but book winning teams for visits and order Big Macs and cokes. Then, when no one shows up, you can set yourself down and gorge on a dozen Big Macs along with the President. Get your own damn drink, Trump wants them cokes.
     
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    Ok that was hilarious.
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Ha ha ha ha, your man will be defeated by the largest amount in modern history.
    Look, I've asked you to bet on the outcome of the next general election and you lack the confidence to do so. This means everyone, including you, knows that Trump is going to get kicked out with the next election. Yes, kicked out as in on his ass.
     
  19. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Actually, he does always get impeached.

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  20. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    It really means he doesn't want to commit that fully to his character/shtick.
     
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