OT Coronavirus: America in chaos, News and Updates. One million Americans dead and counting

Maybe I'm misunderstanding the premise but older voters are more likely to vote Republican.

 

Hey, you guys, how about take it to Mt. Tabor. Just let me get some popcorn, ice cold decent beer and lawn chairs avaiable for sale and rent because I'd really like to make a buck out of this.

 

I avoid restaurant bathrooms because most are uncleanly. I'm picky about that.
My favorite barbecue is Texas style and my favorite Texas style barbecue joint is Buster's in Tigard. I was once in their bathroom taking a leak when a guy comes out of a toilet stall and heads right for the kitchen where he worked without washing his hands. I was so stunned that I was speechless. I quit eating there for over a year even though I love their beef brisket poor boy.

 

Sigh, I thought this was resolved hours ago.

 

Happened in Seinfeld too.

 

The sad part is, I like both you guys. Therefor, I feel like I'm being punished which, according to my wife, I almost assuredly deserve.

 

Per Sly's request, I edited/deleted several of my posts, which means you likely missed some of my best material.

 

I'd be happier if both you guys would just take a whip each and beat me on my back while hurling insults at me. But don't give one of the whips to Maris because he takes whipping us seriously.
Barfo don't need no stinkin' whip. He would just keel haul me.

 

Barfo is not one to be trifled with...I hear that he's prone to eat small children, but then again, that could simply be a slanderous rumor started by small children.

Sly, on the other hand, is a softie...just rub his belly and give him a ham bone, and you're good to go.

 

Florida confirms 2 deaths. First outside of the west coast.

 

Hmmm...would you have had a different response had that employee actually washed his hands in that "uncleanly" bathroom?

 

I'd challenge him to stairs-climbing any day.

 

Correct

 

Death toll at 17 In USA now.

 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.po...06/donald-trump-jay-inslee-coronavirus-123114

Trump calls Inslee a 'snake' over criticism of coronavirus rhetoric.

The president went off on Inslee for saying that he wanted Trump to stick to the science when discussing the coronavirus outbreak.

 

I never said that Buster's bathroom was unclean.

 

OK, but you did say this:

"I avoid restaurant bathrooms because most are uncleanly. I'm picky about that."

I suppose I just threw Buster's in with the lot of them.

 

By order of the mayor, all public performances in San Francisco cancelled until March 20. There goes my ballet. They will reschedule or refund.

The ignoramus in chief made a campaign appearance at CDC. He boasted of his scientific knowledge and how amazed the scientists were by his smarts. He claimed falsely tests are available to anyone who wants them, said the tests are perfect (no medical test is ever perfect, the best are over 99 percent accurate but not perfect), however, they are less perfect than his call to the president of Ukraine, whose name he can't remember.

The preamble to the Constitution refers to "a more perfect union" which is good rhetoric but logical nonsense. No such thing as more perfect.

Divider in chief then attacked Washington governor Jay Inslee for having the effrontery to say his state needs accurate information. Called the governor a snake and ordered the VP to not be "nice" to him.

Make America sick again!

 

So the pallet of cases of 180proof vodka is gonna save my live?

will 150 proof work?

where is the cut off?

 

Aaahhhhhahahahahahahahhaaha


Wow.