OT Coronavirus: America in chaos, News and Updates. One million Americans dead and counting

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

 

Future Darwin Award winner?

 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/katu.c...e-at-portland-whole-foods-dies-of-coronavirus

Employee at Portland Whole Foods dies of coronavirus, store officials say

 

Reminds me of that guy who got tased trying to walk into a courtroom that he wasn't allowed in, because he was a human person of the several states or whatever.

Also, I don't think you get to keep saying "I'm just a mom," when it's pretty clear you're using your kids to grandstand in a premeditated way.

 

I thought something was fishy because they weren’t arresting the other people at the park

 

Not on the weekends, yo.

This is Nobu's rate calendar for Sept right now.


Only looking for upper tier hotels right now. Can't be around the unwashed masses.

 

I actually rather like the more empty streets.

Wish they would keep more people inside more often.

 

Nah, no casino credit card. I don't really gamble at all.

 

Thats why I like the Wynn/Encore, the pool is pretty empty most of the time and its spaced out. The rooms are good for chillin as well. Its really fucking relaxing. If the pools are closed, I'm not gonna bother going.

I may have to burn a week of vacation time before October now, maybe more. If that's the case, looking to do a long road trip, maybe go up PCH all the way to NoCal.

 

Nothing like CCP re-education

 

That’s basically the only place I go. Sometimes Bellagio

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-t...l&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer

Trump Threatens More Plagues Unless State Governors Let His People Go
April 22nd, 2020

WASHINGTON, D.C—As more state governors lock down and enslave their people, one hero has been called to save Americans from their masters.

President Donald Trump says he was commanded by a burning rose bush in the Rose Garden to confront Democratic state governors over their tyranny. He first said he wasn't sure he could do it as he was too awesome and good at this kind of thing and it would go to his head, but the rose bush agreed to send Mike Pence along with him to balance his amazingness out.

"Let my people go!" Trump cried as he threw down a MAGA hat and miraculously transformed it into a Big Mac, which he then ate. "Greatest miracle, maybe ever." But the governors had their own Satanic magicians who performed similar tricks, turning their pink women's rights hats into vegan milkshakes.

"Sad! Not good!" Trump said. "If you will not let my people go, more plagues will be unleashed -- the best plagues, maybe ever. We're talking bigly plagues." Sure enough, Lake Erie turned to blood, Pepe the Frogs spread across the land, and locusts descended on everything and ate everybody's crops. The Democrats didn't seem to mind the Angel of Death plague though, since most of them are already cool with abortion.

After the tenth plague, some of the governors finally relented, allowing Trump to lead his people to freedom across a miraculously parted Missouri River.