Religion Large belt buckles invite the devil to your crotch!

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  1. riverman

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    The old "put some cocaine on my chest" trick! That's Smell A for ya!
     
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    You never bring the coke to the club. You say you have it back in the room to lure them back. :NOTMARIS:
     
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    I don't know the rituals but I know that coke heads will do about anything for a bump in that city.....not my thing
     
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    You tease!
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    oh that was in vegas. yeah, in LA, you can do coke wherever. lolz. just out in the open at parties, no one gives a shit.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Gotta protect the bros!
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    OMG, who would support a wacko who was into that?
     
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    Jesus?
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    I've passed by Our Lady of the Lake about a Million times on my way to and from Christ Episcopal Church. Up until this Covid thing I was doing it again.
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Not my Jesus.
     
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    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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  12. julius

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    I'm fairly certain (the character of) Jesus would look at that and go [​IMG]
     
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  13. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    btw, how weird is it that that was the 3rd picture from the simple google search of "Jesus no"?

    And furthermore, why does Jesus have blue eyes?
     
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    Is anybody even watching the confirmation hearing? For being arguably a more important seat than Kavenagh's I don't feel like it's getting nearly as much publicity.
     
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I think it's because twice bitten once shy. Or whatever the saying is. What's the point in watching when you know the republicans are just going to ramrod her nomination?
     
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    What @julius said.

    I can't watch another dog and pony show.

    Besides, the Senate is filled to the brim with sycophants and cowards seemingly possessed by a desire to plunge us (or more specifically, women) back into the middle ages. I don't even like thinking about it...lifetime appointment? ffs.
     
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    If you wanna hang out you've got to take her out
    Cocaine

    If you wanna get down, down on the ground
    Cocaine

    She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
    Cocaine
     
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    No no no

    Jesus loves everybody. Even the whackadoodles
     
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    Cause everyone knows what is going to happen. The Dems are going to tear Barrett and Republicans a new asshole, the Republicans are going to laugh and then vote Barrett in.
     
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    If your hairs falling out, and it's starting to thin...

    Rogain...

    If you want to warm up, and use a BBQ

    Propane...

    If you voted for Trump and think he's real smart


    Insane...

    When the mods hate your guts, and you have no where to go

    Complain...

    Its leafy and green, if you know what I mean

    Mary Jane
     
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