DJJ is the most athletic Blazer since....

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  1. royo

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    SK was green font obviously;) and I know many not gonna like it but best mofo of them all was Sheed cos he could not only crash the basket. He could crash opponents and refs heads ass well.
    (And even kids in record shops;)
     
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    He reminds me of Stacey "The Plastic Man" Augmon.
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Ruben Patterson?
     
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    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    That's immediately who I thought of too. About every 4 games there'd be a play where Travis Outlaw just rocketed up above everyone else and either did or didn't do something amazing. But even if he fucked up it just caused this general sense of weirdness on the court, like you just caught a quick glimpse of a space alien or something. His vertical was just....unsettling.

    The guy was useless on defense, dumb as a box of rocks, and had one offensive moved (one dribble, rise, shoot). But jesus could he jump. His leaping was like the guy in the porno with the 15 inch dong that's always limp. You had to remark on it.

    DJJ probably doesn't have quite his vertical or his jump shot, but is better in every single other way.
     
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    Ramon Ramos?


    What, to soon?
     
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    Isn't Jones supposed to have a 48" vertical? Did Travis have more than that?
     
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    A lot of the guys mentioned above could jump out of the building, but I’m not sure any of them were as quick about it as Jones.
     
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    mook The 2018-19 season was the best I've seen

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    Perhaps not. Seemed like Outlaw was a lot longer though.
     
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    Derrick has a pretty good wingspan at 7'.
    But yeah Travis was taller and had a reported 7'4" wing.
     
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    Minstrel Top Of The Pops Global Moderator

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    Nic Batum. When he was young, he was a really explosive athlete.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    He shoots about as well as Augmon as well :lol:
     
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    He's also one of them weirdo left handed people, like Stacey!
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Hey........ who you calling weird?
     
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    Loved his block on LeBron:

     
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    Last night when Jones was walking to bench his stature, shoulders & gate kind of reminded me of Drexler when younger.
    Same weight Clyde an Inch taller
     
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    All you leftie weirdos, that's who!
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    If you think lefties are weird..... I write and eat left handed, but I throw and shoot right handed!
     

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