Zombie OT: Zion

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  1. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Zion is making the dad bod sexy again!
     
  2. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Really?
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Ya that's going to happen. Guy is what 6'6 and taking it into the chest of all those guys in the paint. Last night Brook Lopez and The Freak were taking turns guarding him and he got doubled every take. I think when you lead the league in points in the paint you can expect to get your shit stated a bunch. Just like Nash/AI/Kidd usually were leading the league in turnovers.
     
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    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Minstrel Top Of The Pops Global Moderator

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    Dude, that was one day ago. Nate is talking about how fat he is NOW, not way back then.
     
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  6. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Weird stat:

    Zion has had his shot blocked more than any other player in the league. 66 times.
    ZBo never got his shit swatted and he was athletic as fuck!
     
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    Zbo and Zion actually have been blocked on roughly the same % of shots inside 10 feet (14% range) early in their careers.

    And Zbo didn't take nearly the amount of shots directly at the rim.
     
  9. Natebishop3

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    Zach was a little husky as well :grin:
     
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    Get ready!!
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    26.3/7.0/3.5
    With a PER of 29.26

    Just wait til he gets in shape FAMS!




    This post and my opinion in no way reflects that of the Trail Blazers, NBA, Adam Silver or Dr. James Naismith
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Never heard of him. He play in the D league or something?
     
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  16. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    It's nice that he's finally playing himself into game shape. I was concerned about his weight there for a bit. I still think he could turn into the next Oliver Miller though.
     
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    Another thoroughly erroneous take.
     
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    The dude is a walking hunk of muscle as far as I can see. He’s a unique player. If he ever perfects his outside shooting he’s going to be unstoppable. He pretty much is already.
     
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    Middle Linebacker material.
     
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    Cugel The epitome of mediocrity

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    He is not a bad 3pt shooter, just doesn't pull the trigger much from long. There is little question he will ~lead the league in FG% for multiple years in the future.
     
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