Rumor What's going on in Portland?

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  1. Lanny

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    Looks like it's made out of candy and you could eat the walls and roof.
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Why should a homebuyer care what "one Nike leader" said? That seems like super-weird ad copy. Can we also get a comment from a manager at Long John Silver's?

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    For that money you could purchase a ranch with 5 acres on a lake or stream, in Spokane.
     
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    Honestly, who hasn't done this?
     
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    Why wouldn’t you just jerk off inside of the car? Seems a little more inconspicuous. Maybe he didn’t want to make a mess, I get that.
     
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    The car was probably locked.

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    I dunno about the homeless cMp town down by the willamette called Portland, but i know it was beautiful out here in the country. Nice long bike ride yesterday.
     
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    Because Portland listens to their stars, so if Nike leadership is wowed so are the followers.
     
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    One of my favorite pass times only now you don't have to do it at night. Whoopee.
     
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    That's silly, rather than listen to some high ups at Nike they should consult the stars like I do. You'll get real guidance there.
     
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    Sounds like a great place to bike ride.
     
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    Psst, don't give away one of my most treasured secrets.
     
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    Yeah, but then you'd have to live in Spokane. 'nuff said?
     
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    I drove through Portland for the first time in a long time on my way to go get my second COVID shot out at PDX.

    Our city is a shit hole now. There is literally graffiti along the entirety of the free way from 405 out to 84 and all the way to the PDX exit, with tents and camps sporadically placed throughout. This is what lawlessness looks like. The Mayor and his people are so scared to stand up to the protestors and the vagrants that they have completely allowed the city to fall into disrepair. It looks like a city in dystopian future. I have never in my life seen it this bad. Our beautiful city now looks like a dump.
     
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    considering i can ride from my doorstep and dont have to drive to a state park with trails?

    The best!
     
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    But are there any cars to fap on?
     
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    ... Or a 1500 sqft old house in Marin county...

    Location matters...
     
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    depends on where you are parked?
     
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    Police respond to call for medical attention.

     

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