Met (face-to-face) my beautiful wife 5 years ago today at PDX. Took her to McCormick & Schmick's for dinner, then to Huber's for a Spanish Coffee nightcap. Following that, we walked along the waterfront. While walking near the Hawthorne Bridge, to my surprise, I saw a homeless person beginning to drop his drawers to defecate on the lawn. I was a bit shocked, but acted quickly. I spun my gal around and laid a big kiss on her. We made out until the derelict was finished with his business. My wife and I laugh about it today because she never saw a thing. Heh, only in Portland.