OT Okay Gotta Go to my Pre-Op and EKG for the Big Operation Wednesday, August 11

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  1. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Gotta go shower and eat breakfast. Better take a dump so I can honestly say I'm scared shitless.
     
  2. Phatguysrule

    Phatguysrule Well-Known Member

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    You got this Lanny!
     
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    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Prayers with you, Lanny, one week from today.
     
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    riverman Writing Team

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    Heal em up Lanny....I heard penis reduction surgery has a high survival rate! You'll be fine
     
  5. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Have them throw in a pair of new tits, they are on me.
     
  6. riverman

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    Won't you have to have them removed first?
     
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    the on me part is after the install.
     
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    Best of luck. Need cookies during recuperation?
     
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  9. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Thoughts are with you Lanny. You kick that surgeries ass
     
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  10. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Then I can enjoy playing with myself doubly.
     
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    calvin natt Confeve

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    Good luck and we’ll be thinking of you as we take the Covid thread up to 2000 pages in your honor
     
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  12. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Always need cookies. Little known fact, behind the scene I am the cookie monster.
    Here's the funny part, my wife worked for a famous cookie company, Grandma's, for about five or six years when we got deep into our relationship. One night I said "Let's bake some cookies and eat them while watching a movie on TV". She replied that she only packaged them but had no idea how to make them. All these years, over 4 decades, we have never made cookies together. She liked to eat some of Grandma's cookies but not all.
     
  13. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Had my pre-op today. Good grief, I've gone through the same pre-op over half a dozen times. I've had over two dozen surgeries, all but two were at the VA. I practically know the pre-op people by name by now.
     
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  14. BLAZINGGIANTS

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    No, literally.... El-P is wearing them right now.
     
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    Wait. What'd I miss (besides El-P's boobs)? Obviously, Lanny, you're having some sort of heart surgery?
     
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    Message me with info and you can have cookies.
     
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  17. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    With little hope of surviving. Tell your pretty sisters this.
     
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    C'mon now. That wasn't a joke. What's the surgery? What's the prognosis?
     
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    You got this Lanny!
    You’re in my thoughts dude!
     
  20. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    If LMA can get medically cleared to play so can you! Lanny to be the Blazers next power forward!

    Call if you need anything.
     

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