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  1. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I dont know, I was too busy trying to figure out how to get Root Sports.
     
    julius, Sep 27, 2021
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    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    Yes.

    Neil says he can't make up his damned mind about anything.
     
    BLAZINGGIANTS, Sep 27, 2021
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    Phatguysrule Well-Known Member

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    This worked very well in texas... Until teen pregnancy skyrocketed.
     
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    Phatguysrule Well-Known Member

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    All eggs are sacred.
     
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    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    Come out to McMinnville for Turkey Rama 2022!

    Never seen more teen mothers per person in one place than McMinnville Turkey Rama.
     
    BLAZINGGIANTS, Sep 27, 2021
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    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    They're more sacred when throwing them at a mortal enemy's home.
     
    BLAZINGGIANTS, Sep 27, 2021
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    Phatguysrule Well-Known Member

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    Ehhhh... Let's not go too far. Egging is a sacred ritual that I really don't think we want to mess with...
     
    Phatguysrule, Sep 27, 2021
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    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    My wife can't get pregnant anymore.

    I told her so.

    (Yeah, see how silly that sounds?)
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Apparently, it's proprietary
     
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    I looked out the window and seen his bald head
    I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg
    Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair
    Launched that shot and he was caught out there
    Saw the convertible driving by
    Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly
    He went for his to find he didn't have one
    Put him in check correct with my egg gun
    The egg a symbol of life
    Go inside your house and bust out your wife

     
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    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    If my wife told me tomorrow she wanted one more child, I would not say no.
     
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    Sacred how? Your arm can only throw eggs once per year?
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I don't understand your response to me post. If I said that and was older, that would be weird, no?

    I'm 39 from DOB.

    But people ask me where I grew up, and I tell them I haven't.
     
    BLAZINGGIANTS, Sep 27, 2021
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    calvin natt Confeve

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    Bwaaaahaaaa lol yeah - “what if you have sex with a crack head but you really want that baby” uhhhh you are disqualified from parenting if you do that
     
    calvin natt, Sep 27, 2021
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    Cute kid, for sure.

    But yeah.... think I'm out the game!
     
    BLAZINGGIANTS, Sep 27, 2021
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    Plus, you could just offer her some crack to have your baby...

    tenor(1).gif
     
    Phatguysrule, Sep 27, 2021
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    Saw it performed live August of '98! Tribe opened for them. Great show.
     
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    Hopefully he doesn't have his father's warts all over his ass!
     
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    At 39, bought my planned disappearance/possibly retirement house. Ain't fancy. But making that move, I can't imagine taking a step back and adding another child to the mix. If $100K dropped out of the sky into my backyard or I won the lotto, my tune might change, but I'm not holding my breath for that to happen!
     
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