In a same-sex marriage, how is it determined who's the husband and who's the wife? (disclaimer: With all due respect to @crandc, I'm truly eating crow here, and hopefully garner a laugh or two from the ranks.)
Lighten up, Francis. It was a joke. I'm sure you remember me asking that same, what turned out to be very stupid, question a couple of weeks ago. In this thread, it was simply a bit of self-deprecation.
When I was a kid, my brother had a Mad Magazine book titled Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions. It was hilarious.