This sounds like the plot to a Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas sequel. I'm picturing someone wearing a wire to do a sting on Jesus. I want to see this. An alien name Stevie and a planet made entirely of drugs. And a baby alligator... This is too good.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/golden-ticket-arrest/ According to @MARIS61, if snopes says it's false that means it's really true.
Dr. Fauci is in charge of an experimental lab, on an island off the coast of S Carolina, where they administer vaccines on monkees. I was in the super market about an hour ago and this guy I spoke with is Pro Trump. This is one of the absurd issues he raised. Of course, I had to mention the line of BS we were fed for 4 years, before that and into his childhood. I had to mention his idea to nuke hurricanes, spray disinfectant into your lungs and tRumps decisions on Covid in the first week it occurred. Got to say he absolutely hated Biden.
Probably lying about the solid gold. But yeah...... cheating people out of money over religion is hardly a new crime.
Sounds like characters in a Carl Hiassen book, which, by the way are fantastic and funny if you never read one.