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    Rastapopoulos Well-Known Member

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    If the Blazers haven't signed Anfernee up for this then why does the Allen family even have money?
     
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    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    3 to 6 inches taller...sure. That's a LOT of bone to re-grow and muscles to adjust to, and ligaments to lengthen and adjust internally.

    Anyone who believes this is real probably deserves to lose what money they blew on lotto tickets.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    BRO, JUST STAND ON YOUR WALLET TO MAKE YOU TALLER.

    Manlet rage is real lolololzzzzzzzzz.

    The problem isn't their height. I mean, girls do select down for that, but anything can be overcome. There are a lot of women out there. These guys are all bitter guys with money not getting any and are blaming their height for lack of success (which again, can definitely play a part).
     
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    Agreed. The number of model material women I've seen with nerdy little guys is off the charts.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Put a 5'8" bartender vs. a 6'2" computer engineer into a bar environment to pick up, and I say the bartender wins almost every time.
     
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    I'm not all that nerdy.

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    Why would a computer engineer put himself in a situation like that?

    That doesn't seem like a very logic based decision. Probably not a very good computer engineer, so likely not a high earner.
     
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    BECAUSE HE WANTS TO GET HIS DICK WET, SON.

    Therein lies the problem. Nerds are still nerds. Breaking their legs and extending them so they can date a slightly hotter chick, which they could do if they improved their personality and they'll probably be in wheelchairs in their 60s lol all for naught.
     
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    But he's an engineer. He can build himself a sex robot with less effort.

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    No...you have other issues

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    So I don't shave very often. Big deal.

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    But you ARE little.
     
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    I'm a 7' man in a 6' body.

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    I think he meant women that can work as fashion models, not figurine models of women.
     
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    I call Bull Shit.
     
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    Yeah, it's pretty convenient that he has a built in method to excuse himself from offering proof of this.
     
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