Tank for Wembanyama

imagine the Bulls, they thought they'd be getting the Blazers pick in 2022, and now they won't get it again this year

 

There's the silver lining I've been looking for for the season...

 

Am I the only one who isn't viscerally perturbed by Douggie? Only points that are docked are because it's a bit repetitive with the inevitably returning Squatch. Then you can have a fun rivalry in a few years. Whatever.

 

Because he looks like he wants a piece of your ass.

 

Every mascot does. Every one of them.

 

I mean...

 

I'll go you one more, the moment a mascot doesn't look like it wants a piece of my ass, that's a huge problem that should be taken up with Bert Kolde immediately.

 

This dude just strikes a little too close resemblance to Pedo Bear.

 

And there you go....that's the name of Portland's new MLB team!
The Portland Pedo Bears.
Like the Cubs, but more touching....

 

The mascot's teeth are way too cartoonish...needs some fangs for Bigfoot. Bigfoot is just a Wookie without ammo anyway.

 

I see, so you are saying Douggie is a @BlazerWookee cousin/relative?

 

I dunno the Oregon Ducks duck mascot has always looked pretty good.



But then again the Pittsburgh Flyers mascot definitely looks like a homeless person who is high on meth... And likely wants your ass.

 

Wait is Bigfoot a Wookie without ammo, or is a Wookie a Bigfoot WITH ammo? This has to be explored.

 

So how many players exactly do we need to develop before the team is ready to win a championship with Dame?

 

yep. Like a fish.

 

I think it's more of a quality thing than a quantity thing. Hence this thread.

 

Un PC or not, give me back Chief Wahoo any day. "Slider" sucks......

 

I’ve been watching a ton of Wemby video and we’d be incredibly lucky to get the guy. Just think of a combination of Duncan, Durant and Hakeem. This kids movement with his incredibly long frame just makes sense.

He’d win championships here, most likely with Dame.