OT Why Never Trumpers Should Bet on DeSantis Now

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  1. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I’m not gay, but I did hook up with my hot cousin twice during my junior summer in HS. #Don’tJudgeMeFams
     
  2. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    What was his name?
     
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    RR7 Well-Known Member

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  4. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    To each their own.
     
  5. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Thank you for understanding. All my friends wanted to hook up with her, she lived in LA….I just beat them to the punch.
     
  6. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Whenever I think of her now, for some reason I hear banjos playing.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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  8. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I hope she wasn't a 1st or 2nd cousin.
     
  9. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    VERY 1st cousin!
     
  10. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I was a horny 16 year old and she was/still is smokin’ hot. What was I supposed to do FAMS!
     
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    What you've been doing ever since....go to your bunk bed and rub one out.
     
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    That's just called your "genetic memory"
     
  13. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    please tell me it wasn't a biological cousin....like, you were adopted, or she was.
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I think you have slow internet… you quite aren’t understanding my story I’ve shared.
     
  15. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    She was my aunt’s daughter. My dad’s niece. My grandmother’s granddaughter.
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Look, I saw her like once a year, she lived in LA and would come up and visit everybody. Just so happened that summer of ‘89 she showed up looking like( insert hot 80’s blonde’s name here). All my boys were all wanting to hook up, and she would stay super close to me at parties and BBQs scared of everybody, HA!
    One thing led to another…..TWICE!! Never spoke about it again. #SHHHHHH
     
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  17. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Well, she could still not be related. As in, your aunt isn't your biological aunt, and your cousins dad wasn't your biological uncle.
     
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  18. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Stop judging me from your ivory non-incest tower.
     
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    No we were VERY related FAMS!
     
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    @SlyPokerDog should we create an…… OFFICIAL APRIL 2023 INCEST THREAD?
     
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