Sharpe's Mistress

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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    After his dilemma and his ceiling, I figure he needs something spicier!
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Now start a thread and call it Sharpe’s Mattress.
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Can you direct me to the Sharpe's Destiny thread?
     
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    fuck ya beat me to it.... think he uses a tempur-pedic mattress?
     
    cdub503, Nov 10, 2023
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    Dame's marital problems started within a couple of months Shaedon joining the team.

    Coincidence?
     
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    I can’t fathom how any rational person could think it is.
    You nailed it
     
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    Nice!
     
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    Am I missing something?
     
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    Sly’s weird sense of humor?
     
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    WILL SOMEONE PLEASE FEED THE DAMN DOG? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT FEED THE DAMN DOG.
     
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    Just Give the Dog a Bone!
     
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    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I've had sly on ignore for about 3 weeks now, and nope. I don't miss his weird sense of humor.
     
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    Yes
     
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    My middle daughter has a Sharpe rookie card. She won it at the draft viewing party.

    My youngest daughter is incredibly jealous.

    Scandalous!

    *Edit* BTW, that was a great time, thanks Sly!
     
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    With the number of strip clubs in Portland, I'm sure he has many.. Oh wait, he's not even 21. What a shame that Jiggle's is no longer around.
     
    Shaboid, Nov 10, 2023
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    If he went to Jiggles, I could see a Portland Media headline: "Shaedon Sharpe Juicing, Confirmed"
     
    Wizard Mentor, Nov 10, 2023
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    You have MOD powers though.
    Do those power also let you see who Sharpe’s mistress is?
     
    kjironman1, Nov 10, 2023
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    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Yes, but I'm not at liberty to tell you.
     
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