AROUND THE 2024 NBA PLAYOFF: PLAY-IN and FIRST ROUND

Celtics 93
Blaz er.. i mean Heat 59

 

am I being petty for hoping the Celts sweep Miami?

 

Martin & Herro combined for 7 points on 20% shooting. Highsmith doinked all 3 of his triples off Miami's bench. Disasterous 1st game in Beantown.

 

Boston is best shooting team in NBA. They have a rare brickfest, but ultra-clunking hasn't showed up in Boston much.

 

I thought that was a dirty move by Martin, banging into Tatum while he was in the air. More dangerous than a lot of stuff that is called flagrant.

 

No!

 

Mavs shooting 29 and 14%.

fire Jason Kidd

 

It’s the scheme he’s using. Terrible Coach!

 

Clippers have a chef with a beard and he’s cooking!

 

Mavs taking tanking to a new level by doing it in the playoffs.

 

There's a Rupert in Dallas that should be starting every game. Kidd is ruining the future for the Mavs.

 

halftime stats:
Harden 20
Dallas 30

luckily Texas is a big state. There's always baseball and the Cowboys. The easiest option is change jerseys and root for Wemby.

 

Wait? The Cowboys?
Don’t they do the exact same thing the Mavs just did in the playoffs?

 

Luka didn’t like what that bearded chef was cooking so he’s changing the menu.

 

Kleber 20m, 0 points

Blazer tank free agent option

 

with football, it's only 1 game that delivers the KO. In basketball, we'll probably have to hear about a Kyrie Irving masterpiece before the Mavs are eliminated.

 

and let's not forget, the roaring 90's Cowboys dynasty had Michael Irvin hooking up his teammates with big bags of the whitey stuff. I think modern NFL has more drug testing.