Forum Game Whose fault will it be: Pelicans editions

The game sweeping the nation is back and better than ever. Tonight we have the Pelicans. We suck.....they suck worse, somehow? There should be a whole lot of bitching tonight. Pick wisely and humorously because tonight's game has some extra post surgery points on the line. Godspeed to all of you.

Standings
Andalusion 1 (22)
Sly 1 (22)
Riverman 1 (22) +1 for the Stooges reference
MM 1 (21)
Ptld platypus 1 (18)
Quatro 1 (16)
Lawai’a 1 (16)
Hoop Guru 1 (12)
Phat 1 (11)
crandc 1 (9)
everything beagle 0 (9)
Mick Zagger 0 (8)
Chris Craig 0 (7)
Cugel 0 (7)
Dozer 0 (6)
Ironman 0 (6)
SharpeScooterShooter 0 (6)
Wook 1 (5)
Irish Trader 0 (4)
Eastoff 0 (4)
jlprk 0 (3)
BBert 0 (2)
Wizenheimer 0 (2)
Blazerfan11 0 (2)
blazerkor 0 (2)
Sedatedfork 0 (1)
Shaboid 0 (1)
Stomp 0 (1)
Amiricon 0 (1)
SwissBlazer 0 (1)
Kano John 0 (1)
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
The HCP 0 (-1)
Illmatic 0 (-1)
Kingspeed 0 (-2)
inconceivable 0 (-2) He knows what he did

 

Joe Cronin for giving the Peli Pelis one Christian James?

Hope your health procedures go as well as possible.

 

What health procedures?

 

Shaedon better show CJ why the Blazers are better off with him at the 2. I hope he eats some spicy jambalaya to ignite his jets tonight.

 

Ayton will get the blame tonight

 

I blame the Jazz for stealing the best name for a New Orleans basketball team

 

That's a low bar considering how horrible CJ was when they played Minny.

 

Pels coach for not playing Zion tonight. POR wins.

 

New Orleans is below sea level, which can only mean one of our injury prone centers will get water in their lungs tonight.

Seriously, how can you have a major city BELOW sea level. What the actual fuck!?!?

They need more dykes. MM supports the lgbtqi…..all the letter really

 

It’s all about the dykes

 

This is how you get bonus points in the game of truth and justice. +2

 

+2 for stating the obvious. I have been to Utah. There is no jazz in Utah. Not even at a jazz club

 

+ another 2. Someone is learning how to play the game

 

Well another game in the books and even with a wire to wire victory, there was still a bitch., and that bitch was none other than wasted 3rd pick, Scoot Henderson. Sometimes it's like "ok Scoot, I see you" and then the next time down the floor I am holding my emotional support dog because his play was just so asinine. Anyway, congrats to all that played. Those that didn't, what the fuck?

Standings
Riverman 1 (25) +2 for pointing out the shitting Utah nickname
Andalusion 1 (23)
Ptld platypus 1 (23) +2 for the Louisiana purchase reference. +2 for pointing out what a shitty off brand New Orleans is to Amsterdam
Sly 0 (22)
MM 1 (22)
Quatro 1 (17)
Lawai’a 0 (16)
Hoop Guru 1 (13)
Phat 0 (11)
crandc 0 (9)
everything beagle 0 (9)
Cugel 1 (8)
Mick Zagger 0 (8)
Chris Craig 0 (7)
Dozer 0 (6)
Ironman 0 (6)
SharpeScooterShooter 0 (6)
Wook 0 (5)
Irish Trader 0 (4)
Eastoff 0 (4)
jlprk 0 (3)
BBert 0 (2)
Wizenheimer 0 (2)
Blazerfan11 0 (2)
blazerkor 0 (2)
tlongII 1 (1) Don't think because you didn't actually play that you didn't actually play
Sedatedfork 0 (1)
Shaboid 0 (1)
Stomp 0 (1)
Amiricon 0 (1)
SwissBlazer 0 (1)
Kano John 0 (1)
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
The HCP 0 (-1)
Illmatic 0 (-1)
Kingspeed 0 (-2)
inconceivable 0 (-2) He knows what he did