Forum Game Whose fault will it be: Nets edition

Tonight we have the the battle of 13 win teams. The hapless Blazers against the pathetic Nets. Choose wisely because I am in a mood today.

Standings
Riverman 1 (28) +1 for the Miami Vice reference
Andalusion 1 (26)
Sly 1 (26) +2 for posting the ultimate bitch and his stupid fucking white boots
Ptld platypus 0 (24)
MM 1 (24)
Quatro 1 (21) +1 Florida guy is a fucking bitch
Lawai’a 0 (16)
Hoop Guru 1 (16) +1 for the double bitch call out
Phat 1 (14) +1 for calling out Baby Boomers and their Trump voting asses
crandc 0 (9)
everything beagle 0 (9)
SharpeScooterShooter 1 (8) +2 for calling out God, but -1 for the fake lightning strike photo...be better
Cugel 0 (8)
Mick Zagger 0 (8)
Chris Craig 0 (7)
Dozer 0 (6)
Ironman 0 (6)
Wook 0 (6)
Sedatedfork 0 (4)
Irish Trader 0 (4)
Eastoff 0 (4)
jlprk 0 (3)
BBert 0 (2)
Wizenheimer 0 (2)
Blazerfan11 0 (2)
blazerkor 0 (2)
Ripcity4life77 1 (1) -1 for being serious, but +1 for being a game virgin
tlongII 0 (1)
Shaboid 0 (1)
Stomp 0 (1)
Amiricon 0 (1)
SwissBlazer 0 (1)
Kano John 0 (1)
Rasta 0 (1)
Big Bailes 0 (1)
Foxx 0 (1)
Hailblazers 0 (1)
The HCP 0 (-1)
Illmatic 0 (-1)
Kingspeed 0 (-2)
inconceivable 0 (-2) He knows what he did

 

Bruce Springsteen of course.

 

Jesus. That's the name of the super we had when we lived in Brooklyn. He never came around to fix what was wrong in our apartment.

 

Blaming the boss AND his fucking E street band is bold. +2

 

Blaming the Jesus is always worth bonus points+1

 

Nets, as in the actual basketball net, it will either be too tight or too loose tonight.

 

Dude, you are better than this 0 points

 

Sean Marks for trading for Ben Simmons and keeping Ben Simmons

 

Snooki.

 

these guys are the real Brooklyn team.

 

Blaming the dead is always a good move. +2

 

The best reference so far +3

 

+1 . Fuck that kid. Your feelings matter more

 

I blame his son Mark for being such a shy Jack hole and not fucking Stacy Hamilton in high school when she was virtually throwing herself at him….and everyone else for that matter

Bonus points to anyone knowing what the fuck I’m talking about without Google

 

I asked ChatGPT since it is technically not Google. ChatGPT knows. I did not. I also consider using that service the same as google - it just gave me an excuse to use it as a search engine as a fun exercise. Guess what, it works. (big surprise).

 

Mark Ratner Fast time

 

I use the number 44 in my handle because him and Brian Grant are some of my all time favorite Trail Blazers.