This fucking team needs to realize losses are better than wins. I am going take Simons off the board tonight because I think that’s too easy. Thank you all for making this dumbass game fun Standings Sly 1 (38) -1 I don’t live in Dallas. +1 for pretending to help Riverman 1 (37) Andalusion 1 (36) MM 1 (31) Ptld platypus 1 (30) Quatro 1 (28) +1 For blaming the South Beach night life Hoop Guru 1 (27) +2 For reminding us Leflop mom got banged by some ugly, irrelevant NBA dude Phat 1 (23) *3 For just fucking all of Miami. Fuck them SharpeScooterShooter 1 (18) *2 For blinding us with science Lawai’a 0 (16) SheedSoNasty 0 (14) blazerkor 1 (13) +3 He’s too much, motherfuckers crandc 0 (12) e_blazer 1 (11) +2 Fuck that bitch and her steel drums Mick Zagger 1 (10) +1 for his obscure reference everything beagle 0 (9) Cugel 1 (9) Chris Craig 0 (7) Wook 0 (7) Dozer 0 (6) Ironman 0 (6) Wizenheimer 0 (5) RR7 1 (4) +2 For that fucking childish cruise line and *1 for realizing the error of his way for not playing sooner SwissBlazer 0 (4) Sedatedfork 0 (4) Irish Trader 0 (4) Eastoff 0 (4) jlprk 0 (3) BBert 0 (2) Blazerfan11 0 (2) Ripcity4life77 0 (1) tlongII 0 (1) Shaboid 0 (1) Stomp 0 (1) Amiricon 0 (1) Kano John 0 (1) Rasta 0 (1) Big Bailes 0 (1) Foxx 0 (1) Hailblazers 0 (1) The HCP 0 (-1) Illmatic 0 (-1) Kingspeed 0 (-2) inconceivable 0 (-2) He knows what he did
I blame my sister. She moved to Orlando and now we no longer have big family xmas’s and family gatherings. Wtf was she thinking????
Ponder Stibbons, for he is the Head of Inadvisably Applied Magic at the Unseen University of Ankh-Morpork
WTF are you thinking not traveling to Orlando in December to facilitate big family Christmas gatherings?
I'm blaming the band Pilot. If they never would have written such a catchy song I don't even think the Orlando MAGIC would exist. Then there's the fact that these guys perpetuate the Magic by telling everyone to "never believe it's not so" over and over and over again. Oh yeah, this one is on Pilot and their smash hit from 1974 "Magic".
Blame Amway and the fucking DeVos fam. They back DeSatin and the one Devos was secretary of education for Trump. Fuck Amway
All the fam should be planning for it all year, every year. Scheduled winter vacation. Plenty of inexpensive flights, and vacation rentals in Orlando are pretty cheap--get the whole family down there in a couple VRBO's and you're set. Just sayin'--if I had family in Orlando, I'm going down there repeatedly for as long as I'm welcome.
I blame the parents of former and still occasional Blazer commentator Orlando Bloom for naming their son after a city in Florida!
Have to go with Cran on this one. Mickey Mouse for fucking everything up. Fucked up Star Wars, fucked up Marvel, perpetual copyright laws, and I'm not sure how, but I'm sure they are the root behind fucking up Blazers Broadcasting. Fuck rodents in general.
Time frames matter too. I didn't mention i have to work xmas eve and the day after. Pretty tough to travel and visit in 36 hours on the eve of Santa’s arrival.
I blame that bitch Orlando Reeves for dying in the Seminole wars so they changed the name from Jernigan to honor that fuck . Go Jernigan Magic
I blame Shakespeare and Orlando deBoys. Without him, maybe they'd be called the Gatlin Guns or something cooler
I’m adding a second entry since MM wouldn’t hesitate to buck any rule and say I’m blaming the expiration of Disneys copywrite laws for the crappy Disney figures that will now be sold by bad artists all over the world with misprinted captions like Mishey Moose
