Mark Mason makes me feel like a dirty, dirty boy....or

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    HE is the dirty one. Everyone knows what I'm talking about: After the Blazers dancers do their routine, when he says, "Your BLAAAZERRR damcerrrrrs" in the tone and inflection that he uses. My God. It sounds creepy as Hell and instantly makes me think that he's eyeing these girls in NOT a family fun way. And like he is introducing a bevy of strippers or a whole lineup of bunny ranch bimbos. Most importantly, it sounds like he's calling out everyone in the arena (adult men and women, anyway) for what is going through some or many of their minds. Your suddenly snapped out of this private moment in your mind when you hear his voice say that. It's like, "what? I was having a private moment, a private thought process, how did you know and why did you say it like THAT??"

    Am I just crazy? Or am I the one who's unclean?????
     
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    Domihatin, Aug 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    It's you.
     
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    No! Come on! You've heard him say that, right? Will somebody post YouTube clip or something of him saying that?
     
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    I mean, he's got a great voice for an arena announcer, probably the best in the business, but when he says that line, it immediately transports him to a strip club and he's the DJ and he is saying some strippers name like Destiny or Sage or Ariana in that same tone after she's leaving the stage after her performance.
     
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    We've all heard it, we all know what he sounds like. Can't you picture in your head him saying that?
     
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    Yup. I've heard him say it 100 times and never once thought there was anything weird about it. He uses the same inflection/voice for the halftime entertainment or the Toyota Half Court Shot, etc etc. I'll chalk this up to another one of your dumb ass threads you like to start.
     
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    I used to listen to Mark's show on KEX, always seemed like a nice guy, his fighting and recovering from his health problems were inspiring. Always talked about his wife. My biggest problems with him is he's been a 49er season ticket holder for years and his love of Saabs.

    Nice guy, loves his family, not a perv.
     
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    You post some weird fucking thread's.
     
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    It's posts like this that make me believe that you're not someone who is "in the know" or talked to Dame and want to tell Brooke and Lamar some inside info, as you indicated, but instead you're just some dipshit kid who thinks they're clever.
     
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    Please leave.
     
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    If he was an “insider” he’d know this is complete horeshit.
     
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    Yep, if there's one thing we can almost all agree on, MM is a very humble and non creepy guy. I mean, ffs, he's a cat person.
     
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    Wow, some serious frozen dinosaur logs in here...
    No sense of humor and no ability to read between the lines. I love Mark, I am talking about the way he says something and think it's funny and makes me think.
     
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    I feel like a dirty dog reading your posts.

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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Not everything you think has to be posted on a public forum.
     
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    This has to be Tunchi lol
     
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    boomer/gen x/old millenial instead of kid.

    I don't think kids use old fart forums unless it's reddit.
     
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    Funny. Posts like the op make me feel like it's August....
     
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