BP The Prostitute

Discussion in 'Oregon Ducks' started by BLAZER PROPHET, Aug 23, 2012.

  1. BLAZER PROPHET

    BLAZER PROPHET Well-Known Member

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    I want to watch my Ducks & Blazers so badly, I've decided to prostitute myself and order Comcrap.

    Please don't think any more poorly of me than you already do.

    FORGIVE ME!!

    Sly has a friend, who wears sun glasses, a trench coat and hangs out on undesirable street corners saying inappropriate things to little boys, that may offer an illegal feed to the games for a bit of jack, but that's also a good way to pick [computer] viruses, so I opted to sell out all my scruples.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    You wouldn't get viruses. The guy is an OSU student so I don't think he'll be offering Duck games. Just Blazer games.
     
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    That explains a lot...
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Sorry, but Comcast sucks! Just went back to DirecTV two weeks ago. If it was my only way to see the games though..... We'd be stuck with them as well. I saw that Pac-12 and Direct are near a deal. Heard that type of thing before, hope they get it done.
     

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