Found this on another forum. Hilarious!</p> </p> Chabal once visited the British Virgin Islands. Now they're called the British Islands.</p> Chabal can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell, "What the f___ was that!?"</p> Chabal does not read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.</p> Chabal once forraged naked through the woods, from that day on, Big Foot no longer showed his face out of shame.</p> WhenChabal does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.</p> </p> </p>