Chants for Bale

I thought we spurs should get practicing our chants for the new season early, so we don't get caught short like we did for Jenas! This would be my choice of song for our new welsh left back:

Gareth Bale Whoa
Gareth Bale Whoa
He turnt down United
And now he is a Y i d

Also for Jenas i think we should go for a song in a similar mold, i did read this one on hear a few months back so it isn't an original piece:

Jermaine Jenas whoa
Jermaine Jenas whoa
He comes from Nottingham
He plays for Tottenham

 

I'd keep working on it if I were you

 

how about:-

He is a wonderboy
His name is Gareth Bale
Now he's a Tottenham
His career will FAIL.

 

Yeah, neither of those work at all.

OOOOOH, GARETH BALE,
HE WENT TO TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR AND HE WON FUCK ALL.

That works very nicely.

 

Nice one soilborn... but the question is.. what will they sing IF he even gets playing.

 

lol should have gone to a club with a chance of actually winning something. United or Arsenal would have been good options because he has a former team-member friend Walcott to help but i suppose Tottenham have got Berbatov who looks like the Bird from the muppets

twins surely

 

United wouldn't need him anyway, we got Evra and Heinzhe, they're both solid full-backs

 

lmfao berbatov and the guy from muppets do look a like.. evn with those chants spurs wont perform..

 

how bout

He's fats he's quick
he's name is a porno flick
Gareth bale..Gareth bale

 

nah that ones too old lol.. and its not the name of a porno so that still doent work lol

 

How about
Hay hay Bale (geddit)
I wanna kno o o o w
if youve got a foreskin

 

How's about.

Baaaale, wherever you may be,
You shag sheep in your own country,
It could be worse,
Cause you could be a skate,
And take your own sister out on a date!

 

"What a waste of money...What a waste of money..."

- SMT

 

how bout

Gareth Bale Gareth Bale
Gareth gareth bale
whne he gets the ball and scores a goal
Gareth Gareth Bale

oh

 

Ohh gareth bale .. he went to mighty tottenham & he won fuck all
Manchester united - premiership champions & champions league semi finalists
Or..
Tottenham - 5th place finish

The major reson he went to tottenham IMO.. is because he could play for a bigger club than southampton and stay down south

 

<div class="quote_poster">Max Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">How's about.

Baaaale, wherever you may be,
You shag sheep in your own country,
It could be worse,
Cause you could be a skate,
And take your own sister out on a date!</div>

I think we have a winner!!