<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Ming637 @ Mar 19 2006, 09:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do."Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blond came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."</div>I've read this 1 b4 and gets me questioning if this type of stuff really happens.
I also heard another one and it went something like:A surfer went to the doctor and reported that all of his bones were broken. He pokes his stomach and says "ow", he pokes his arm and says "ow", and he poked his leg and said "ow". After a brief examination, the doctor reached to a conclusion and says "Well I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you didn't break every bone in your body, the bad news is that you broke your finger."
