Yes I know, it was the worst joke ever, but I heard it in 3rd Grade..Great memories * Closes eyes and goes into deep sleep*
A modest man was in hospital for a series of tests, which included fillinghim with laxatives. Unable to get out of bed and to the bathroom fastenough, he filled the bed sheets with a huge mess and was embarrasedbeyond anything he could possibly imagine. Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered the bedsheets and threw them out ofthe hospital window. A drunk was walking along the side walk, past thehospital. When the sheets suddenly landed on him.He started yelling, cursing and swinging his arms wildly, which left thesoiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood therestaring down at the sheets, a security guard who had watched the wholeincident, walked up and asked " What in the world was that all about? "Still staring down, the drunk replied " I just beat the crap out of a ghost "
