NBA Jokes

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Detroit Madness, Jun 5, 2007.

  1. Detroit Madness

    Detroit Madness JBB JustBBall Member

    Q: Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?
    A: He wanted to beat the crowd

    Q: What did Shaq say when he heard of Kobe's marital infidelity?
    A: Kobe making a pass? She must be lying.

    The Lakers are a team in transition. They're going from bad to worse

    Post some more...
     
  2. Really Lost One

    Really Lost One Suspended

  3. dallasdude

    dallasdude JBB JustBBall Member

    Hawks [​IMG]

    That Artest joke was pure genius.
     
  4. Really Lost One

    Really Lost One Suspended

    Why did Allen Iverson cross the road?

    To practice[​IMG]
     
  5. AKIRA

    AKIRA GO LAKERS!!!

    isiah thomas
     
  6. Detroit Madness

    Detroit Madness JBB JustBBall Member

    Whats the food that Tim Duncan loves to devour?
    Nuggets

    Lol just made that one up.
     
  7. igotask8board

    igotask8board Active Member

    Why did Kobe cheat on his wife?

    He got tired of losing in court.
     
  8. Mamba

    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

    See, now that joke could be funny. But at the time, the Lakers were rolling off 3 championships [​IMG]
     
  9. igotask8board

    igotask8board Active Member

  10. Detroit Madness

    Detroit Madness JBB JustBBall Member

  11. Apollo

    Apollo JBB Into The Fire

    Detroit the Artest joke was hilarious, you make that up yourself?
     
  12. phunDamentalz

    phunDamentalz JBB JustBBall Member

    The Kobe/Shaq one was funnier but they were both very good.
    I don't have any jokes.

    Okay let me try....

    Why did LeBron cruise to the finals?
    Cause no Arenas could hold that boy down!


    WHat's red, black and white all over?
    Greg Oden's uniform.

    okay i should probably stop now.[​IMG]
     
  13. Ming637

    Ming637 BBW Banned

    <div class="quote_poster">phunDamentalz Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">T
    Why did LeBron cruise to the finals?
    Cause no Arenas could hold that boy down!</div>


    Yeah um, Gilbert Arenas was home, injured, so he could do nothing about it, so that just makes that terrible thing you call a joke, void.
     
  14. phunDamentalz

    phunDamentalz JBB JustBBall Member

    <div class="quote_poster">Will637 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Yeah um, Gilbert Arenas was home, injured, so he could do nothing about it, so that just makes that terrible thing you call a joke, void.</div>

    that's the point, GENIUS, there was NO ARENAS to hold him down.
     
  15. Detroit Madness

    Detroit Madness JBB JustBBall Member

  16. STC

    STC JBB JustBBall Member

    The NBA is a joke.
     
  17. Skiptomylue11

    Skiptomylue11 JBB JustBBall Member

    <div class="quote_poster">Detroit Madness Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">[​IMG]</div>lol, JVG looks tiny.

    Hmm, I guess I should post a joke:
    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Eddie Griffin:</div><div class="quote_post">Any car in life you want. I got it for you man...
    Whatever kind of car you want.
    You want a Hummer?
    You want a...

    Not a Bentley.</div>
     
  18. hustler

    hustler Revving up the Engine

    <div class="quote_poster">STC Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">The NBA is a joke.</div>
    At some times, yes it is.
     
  19. Ming637

    Ming637 BBW Banned

    <div class="quote_poster">phunDamentalz Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">that's the point, GENIUS, there was NO ARENAS to hold him down.</div>


    Ah, I thought you were trying to say Arenas was too ****** to defend him or whatever. Eh, my bad.
     
  20. Sasha

    Sasha ...since the beginning.

    He is.
     

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