Removing Hickies

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Mr. J, Sep 11, 2006.

  1. Mr. J

    Mr. J Triple Up

    What's the easiest, less painful way to remove a hicky?
     
  2. M Two One

    M Two One Halló Veröld!

    I have no idea, why do you want to get rid of it? [​IMG]
     
  3. Mr. J

    Mr. J Triple Up

    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting M Two One:</div><div class="quote_post">I have no idea, why do you want to get rid of it? [​IMG]</div>
    It's not from my girl... [​IMG]

    Nah JK, I don't want the folks to see it. They have the tendency to flip out over things like this.
     
  4. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

    well usually I'm the one who gives out the hickies...lol...but I'm always willing to help a youngster out with a lil advice......one of my old flings used to put a cold spoon over hers....don't know if that worked or not.....try googling it.
     
  5. Shard

    Shard Hi2u

    I went to work with a bigass hickie once and I never heard the end of it. Wear a turtleneck if all else fails.
     
  6. samoan-maverick

    samoan-maverick JBB JustBBall Member

    Put a quarter in the freezer, wait til cold and rub on the hickey with the ridges of quarter. Works like a charm.
     
  7. Chutney

    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

    Tell your girl to cover your whole body with hickies so it looks less conspicuous.
     
  8. Smitty

    Smitty brush em off.

    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Chutney:</div><div class="quote_post">Tell your girl to cover your whole body with hickies so it looks less conspicuous.</div>

    [​IMG]


    I don't know how to make em go away..but I don't really care because my folks don't really flip out about it.
     
  9. VinsanityVC15

    VinsanityVC15 JBB JustBBall Member

    hahhaha speaking of hickies i just got rid of one. I let it go away with time but my parents saw it and they didnt let it go. Their chill but they gave me crap. i tried toothpaste but it didnt work. So i didnt care but she gave me a deep one. It took 5 days to go away. But i got her back [​IMG]
     
  10. Mag

    Mag JBB MacBeth

    Put a dinner (bread?) knife in the freezer, and rub the butt of the knife on it. RUB IT. . it'll be red for a few minutes, but it'll blend in after 2-3 days. Depending on how "deep" it is. If that fails, get bruised in that spot, saying you were playing something.

    Though, no one ever bought that.
     
  11. NTC

    NTC Active Member

    I think just treating it as a bruise is the best thing to do (as thats what it essentially is). From Wikipedia:

    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Love-bites usually occur during acts of intimacy and take anywhere from one to five days to fade entirely, depending on the severity of the 'bite'. Various ways have been suggested for making the love-bite fade faster. This may be desirable in cases where one doesn't want other people to know that he or she has been intimate with another person. Some suggest applying ice immediately after the mark is made to stop it from worsening. It is also suggested, once the bleeding has stopped, to stimulate circulation through numerous means, such as rubbing the area or exposing it to luke-warm water. These methods need to be applied several times in order to have a visible effect. Other methods for curing hickeys include awkward procedures such as the application of peanut butter, mayonaise, oil, or tomato sauce to the affected area. Some of these methods may completely remove the bites in a short time, but one should apply such methods gently so as to not cause further irritation to the area.

    A common herbal remedy for love bites is the mountain plant Arnica, found in gel form at natural food stores.

    Many violinists are said to have hickeys, due to the irritation caused by the chin rest while playing for prolonged times.</div>
     
  12. Schaddy

    Schaddy Tangerine

    Don't get a hickie in an obvious place. There are many places that a hickie can live and also can't be seen when you're wearing clothes...bow-chicka bow wow *porn music*
     
  13. asdf

    asdf JBB JustBBall Member

    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">...bow-chicka bow wow *porn music*</div>

    That reminded me more of Seinfeld music than porn music.
     
  14. Legacy

    Legacy Beast

    I had one a couple of months ago. Just put a coin in the freezer then rub the hickey with it.
     
  15. Karma

    Karma The Will Must Be Stronger Than The Skill

    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting asdf:</div><div class="quote_post">That reminded me more of Seinfeld music than porn music.</div>

    [​IMG]
     
  16. Skiptomylue11

    Skiptomylue11 JBB JustBBall Member

    I like Chutney's idea.

    A strange Ant-Arctican version of chicken-pox?
     
  17. Schaddy

    Schaddy Tangerine

    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting asdf:</div><div class="quote_post">That reminded me more of Seinfeld music than porn music.</div>


    [​IMG]

    Hello, Newman. *glare*
     
  18. Hunter

    Hunter Administrator Staff Member Administrator

    You could go for the preppy white boy image and wear a collared shirt and pop it.
     
  19. ChicagoSportsFan

    ChicagoSportsFan JBB JustBBall Rookie Team

    boil corn on the cobb. After about 45 minutes take it out of the water and place it directly on to your hickey. wala now you have a 3rd degree burn where you hickey was. that will surely get rid of it.
     

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