Team mis-names

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Denny Crane, Sep 23, 2007.

  1. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

    We all know that the Portland Trail Blazers have been often referred to as the Jail Blazers. The Yankees as the Yankmees. The Sacramento Kings as the Queens, and so on.</p>

    What other such mis-naming of teams can you come up with?</p>

    Los Angles Fakers
    San Francisco Phony Whiners
    Oakland Traitors (when they moved to LA) </p>

    Feel free to add to the list [​IMG]</p>

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  2. Arrpy

    Arrpy Member

    Toronto Craptors.
     
  3. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

    #1_War_Poet_ForLife The Baker of Cakes

    The Chicago Bullshits</p>

    The Chicago Why Can't we win a world series.</p>

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  4. Riot

    Riot JBB JustBBall Member

    Orlando Tragic
     
  5. Chutney

    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

    Toronto Maple Laughs
     
  6. TheBeef

    TheBeef Commish of FUN!

    New England Gaytriots
     
  7. ddtrane

    ddtrane Member

    Green Bay Fudge Packers</p>

    San Francisco Forty Whiners</p>

    Dallas Cowgirls</p>

    New York Mutts</p>

    Portland Joint Blazers</p>

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  8. pegs

    pegs My future wife.

    Atlanta Krunk. </p>

    no, wait, that's a real CBA team...</p>
     
  9. DolfanDale

    DolfanDale Active Member

    Washington Foreskins</p>

    Houston Tampons</p>

    Pittsburgh Squealers</p>
     
  10. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

    #1_War_Poet_ForLife The Baker of Cakes

    New England Spytriots.
     
  11. DolfanDale

    DolfanDale Active Member

    New York Jest</p>

    I like to take a jab at Nick Satan and come up with a name for the Alabama Crimson Tide, but it already sounds like they're named after PMS.</p>
     
  12. zєяσ

    zєяσ Truth is beautiful

    Milwaukee Fucks
     
  13. bbwSwish

    bbwSwish Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger.

    Tampa Bay Yuccaneers
     
  14. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (DolfanDale)</div><div class='quotemain'>

    New York Jest</p>

    I like to take a jab at Nick Satan and come up with a name for the Alabama Crimson Tide, but it already sounds like they're named after PMS.</p></div>

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  15. Thoth

    Thoth Sisyphus in training

    NY Mess Utah Jazz.... oh wait. Denver Donkeys SF Cheese & Whiners. St Louis Lambs and/or Ewes.</p>

    My pet peeve is when people call the Dolphins fish as a nickname. Zoology 101; Dolphins are mammals.</p>
     
  16. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (blackadder)</div><div class='quotemain'>

    NY Mess Utah Jazz.... oh wait. Denver Donkeys SF Cheese & Whiners. St Louis Lambs and/or Ewes.</p>

    My pet peeve is when people call the Dolphins fish as a nickname. Zoology 101; Dolphins are mammals.</p></div>

    Then "fish" it is [​IMG]</p>

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  17. Big Frame

    Big Frame Well-Known Member

    Tiggers, Lie-downs, Pist-Ons, and Stanly Cup Champs....I dont understand why people still call them that, they havent won it for a few years</p>
     
  18. ehmunro

    ehmunro Baddest Honky Mofo Around

    Miami Dumpfans, Philadelphia Seventy Suxers, Indianapolis Dolts, New England Stealers, Cincinnati Bungles, Cincinnati Deads, LA Crappers, LA Wakers, Phoenix Dones, Seattle Repussonics, Minnesota Timberpoodles, Minnesota Mild, Toronto Blow Jays, Chicago Flubs, Cleveland Clowns, St. Louis Spams. Atnalta Skwah, Atnalta Felons, Utah Jizz
     
  19. bbwMax

    bbwMax Member

    Denver Butt Nuggets</p>
     
  20. GArenas

    GArenas Wiz Fo Champz

    Washington Wizars (Take out the D because we play no D)</p>

    The other ones I know are the obvious ones: Sacramento Queens, Portland Jailblazers, LA Paper Clips.</p>
     

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