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  1. Denny Crane

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    We all know that the Portland Trail Blazers have been often referred to as the Jail Blazers. The Yankees as the Yankmees. The Sacramento Kings as the Queens, and so on.</p>

    What other such mis-naming of teams can you come up with?</p>

    Los Angles Fakers
    San Francisco Phony Whiners
    Oakland Traitors (when they moved to LA) </p>

    Feel free to add to the list [​IMG]</p>

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    I like to take a jab at Nick Satan and come up with a name for the Alabama Crimson Tide, but it already sounds like they're named after PMS.</p>
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (DolfanDale)</div><div class='quotemain'>

    New York Jest</p>

    I like to take a jab at Nick Satan and come up with a name for the Alabama Crimson Tide, but it already sounds like they're named after PMS.</p></div>

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    NY Mess Utah Jazz.... oh wait. Denver Donkeys SF Cheese & Whiners. St Louis Lambs and/or Ewes.</p>

    My pet peeve is when people call the Dolphins fish as a nickname. Zoology 101; Dolphins are mammals.</p>
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (blackadder)</div><div class='quotemain'>

    NY Mess Utah Jazz.... oh wait. Denver Donkeys SF Cheese & Whiners. St Louis Lambs and/or Ewes.</p>

    My pet peeve is when people call the Dolphins fish as a nickname. Zoology 101; Dolphins are mammals.</p></div>

    Then "fish" it is [​IMG]</p>

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    Tiggers, Lie-downs, Pist-Ons, and Stanly Cup Champs....I dont understand why people still call them that, they havent won it for a few years</p>
     
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    The other ones I know are the obvious ones: Sacramento Queens, Portland Jailblazers, LA Paper Clips.</p>
     

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