How do you know an asians been too your house?The bed is made, the dishes are done, theres shoes outside your door, and someones still trying too pull out of the driveway.-Whats the difference between a mexican and a pizza?A pizza can feed a family of 5...-whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?the pizza doesn't scream in the oven...-What do you call a white person on an island?a problemwhat do you call all the white people on an island?Problem solved.-Why do gays use glow in the dark condoms?so they can play star wars.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (the Q @ Nov 11 2006, 02:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?the pizza doesn't scream in the oven...</div>sh*t thats F*cked up!!!!!I wish somebody would reply to me tryout.........
I'll say some black jokes too make it fair...What are 3 things a black man can't get?A black eye, A fat Lip, and a job.-This ones F*cked up... How do you get a black man down from a tree?Cut the rope..-Whats the scientific name for black people?the bad credit disease...
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (austingriz76 @ Nov 11 2006, 03:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Im going to sleep on that note...peace!!!!</div>Don't let the boogey man rape you anally.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Pinoy Balla @ Nov 11 2006, 04:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Hello Hello :shifty2:</div>Boo!I just decided I'm going too call jews, shoes.
I gotta game at 4. They said this kid is better than me yeah right. He is little white boy who has parted hair and he has freckles. But yeah ill give it my all today and just embarass the kid
came back hit liek 40 percent of my shots. And for the first time I touched the net I usually miss it but I got it this time. Now im getting try backboard now
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (the Q @ Nov 11 2006, 03:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>what do you call 2 mexicans that work at the fire department?jose and... "hose B"Why doesn't mexico have a olympic team?because every mexican that can run, Jump and swim is already in america.Whats the difference between a white girl and a sanke?one is a slimy venomous creature of satan.... the other is a snakewhats the difference between a white girl and a masquito?the masquito stops sucking when you slap it.whats the flatest surface on earth to iron jeans?a white girls ass. how do you get your car on top of your roof without a crane?Let an asian drive it.</div> :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: Those are some of the funniest jokes I've ever heard.I'm bored as hell and I'm alone at my house, what should I do?
When is McDonalds going to start serving breakfast all day? I know I saw something like that on the news....btw, the boogey man didnt rape me analy, he was tired....
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (austingriz76 @ Nov 11 2006, 02:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>When is McDonalds going to start serving breakfast all day? I know I saw something like that on the news....</div> :shok: Really? :rock: There are times at night when I just feel like having some eggs, go McDonalds!
