The crowd is hushed. Thrilla steps to the mic. Then The Beef. Then Universe. He speaks. "It's with great pleasure we introduce to you a five star recruit. A man who needs no introduction. A man who brings his reputation with him..........." He stops. Real walks to the mic. He takes Universe to the side. We can hear whispers over the mic. "We can't get him? [expletive], [expletive] [expletive]. What are we gonna do? Well, we have to show the crowd somebody. Where's the janitor?" "Folks, it's with great.........well, here's are new janitor. He's not impressive, but he cleans up.Jimmy_runs_the_fence."
I do what I can do when I can do it if I can do it if doing it is at all possible............ wait. What?
No. The Nets fan reference was purely coincidental. I am a Warriors fan from the Run-TMC days. Tim Hardaway and Antoine Carr being my favorite players of all time. I understand Antoine Carr has nothing to do with the TMC era, but he will blow your mind. As for why you might know me I am a jack of all trades. You may have seen my washing windows at your local street corner, showing some leg at the local supermarket to get some food or beating up a homeless man on youtube for some curly fries. In all seriousness though, I post at BBW and a place called rotokingdom.bet. I'm not about any internet rivalries. An internet rivalry is like fighting with your imaginary friend. In the end you look crazy, desperate for attention and like you have no life. I can do all of those without fighting.
I should warn you I am a master of teh LOLcat. I IZ IN YO HEADZ NOWZ!!!!!!!11!!!1!!!!!!!! LOLZ! Annoying internet fad or an art form? I choose the latter over the former.
Idk if attractiveness could make up for Master Shake's deficiencies. But I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt. Welcome to S2! Hmm....so, jimmy...what is this fence that you speak of, and why are you running it?
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (jimmy_runs_the_fence @ Jun 15 2008, 03:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I'd like to think I'm a attractive Master Shake.</div> So you're an ugly Marko Jarić?
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (#1_Yinka_Dare_Fan @ Jun 15 2008, 08:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (jimmy_runs_the_fence @ Jun 15 2008, 03:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I'd like to think I'm a attractive Master Shake.</div> So you're an ugly Marko Jarić? </div> In no way could Marko "Beedy Eyes" jaric get any uglier. Dude is getting married to Adriana Lima though.
