The Fat Football Team

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  1. Solsec

    Solsec DYC Youth Team

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    Can you name a fat football team? Can anyone improve on this?

    Manager - Has to be big Martin Jol
    Asst Managers - Sam Allardyce and Sammy Lee

    GK Paul Robinson
    DF Sol Campbell
    DF Ben Haim
    DF Dunne
    DF Bramble
    MF McCann
    MF Frank Lampard
    MF Carlos Tevez
    MF Campo
    Str Ronaldo (AC Milan)
    Str Mark Viduka

    Subs
    Yakubu
    Mido
    Rooney (why are all the fatboys strikers??)
    Hasselbaink (see what I mean?)
    Fowler
    Crouch :-)
     
    Solsec, Apr 24, 2007
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  2. dycdan

    dycdan DYC please wait...

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    You forgot to mention the fattest of the all, Diego 'excess' Maradonna!
     
    dycdan, Apr 24, 2007
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  3. Oranje

    Oranje DYC *********

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    Oranje, Apr 24, 2007
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  4. twofivefive

    twofivefive DYC Boro for FA Cup 2008.

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    <div class="quote_poster">Oranje Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Lol how bout this dynamic young go-getter...

    http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/fat_fb_player.jpg</div>

    Is that real?! I can't believe the coach picks people like that.

    Amazingly, three of the strikers there have played for Boro, and I agree with all three being on this team, even when they're decent.
     
    twofivefive, Apr 26, 2007
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  5. chopper

    chopper DYC GUNNNERS TILLL I DIEEEEE

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    lol thats a good team
     
    chopper, Apr 26, 2007
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  6. Big Aaron

    Big Aaron DYC Working Class Hero

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    John Hartson anyone?
     
    Big Aaron, Apr 26, 2007
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  7. Diamond Dust

    Diamond Dust DYC Sent Off

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    David Dunn!? [​IMG]
     
    Diamond Dust, Apr 26, 2007
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  8. Lennon 18

    Lennon 18 DYC Key Squad player

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    Big Bad John Hartson.
     
    Lennon 18, Apr 26, 2007
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  9. DragonSlayer

    DragonSlayer DYC Squad Backup player

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    yo man you forgot to put yorke in there
     
    DragonSlayer, Apr 26, 2007
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  10. Lennon 18

    Lennon 18 DYC Key Squad player

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    And also Crouch fat? I hope you joking...
     
    Lennon 18, Apr 26, 2007
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  11. DragonSlayer

    DragonSlayer DYC Squad Backup player

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Rooney (why are all the fatboys strikers??)</div>

    not all strikers are fat, look at adriano, eto'o, and crespo they ain't fat and they are strikers.
     
    DragonSlayer, Apr 27, 2007
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  12. bbwMax

    bbwMax Member

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    think it was a joke dragonslayer.

    phew no current Arsenal players[​IMG][​IMG]
     
    bbwMax, Apr 27, 2007
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  13. Y2Kyle

    Y2Kyle DYC This is Anfield

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    <div class="quote_poster">DragonSlayer Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">not all strikers are fat, look at adriano, eto'o, and crespo they ain't fat and they are strikers.</div>


    He wasn't being literal. He just meant the majority. The the answer is probably because they need strength.
     
    Y2Kyle, Apr 27, 2007
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  14. C.Ronaldo

    C.Ronaldo Key Squad player

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    I think DragonSlayer is joking...Adriano and Crespo are fat, well not really fat but fatter than others.
     
    C.Ronaldo, Apr 27, 2007
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  15. Y2Kyle

    Y2Kyle DYC This is Anfield

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    DragonSlayer joking?, i didn't know little fucktards like him could joke.
     
    Y2Kyle, Apr 27, 2007
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  16. incandecio

    incandecio DYC Reading for Europe

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    he wasnt saying dragonslayer was joking, he ws saying tat the original quote was a joke to dragon slayer.

    and dragonslayer he wasnt saying all strikers are fat but sayingthat its really easy to think of the strikers when thinking of fat, because there ae more fat strikers than mid/def/gk
     
    incandecio, Apr 27, 2007
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  17. Wolf

    Wolf Sig and Avatar made by me

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    you'd think Goalies would be the fattest just having to stand in the same area for 90 mins, instead of running all over the pitch.
     
    Wolf, Apr 27, 2007
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