Ike Diogu was picked ninth overall At power forward, people said he was too small He was a stud in the Pac-10 Dominating among college big men Let's hope Fisher gives him the damn ball There once was an underachiever named Taft Some say he's a steal of the draft His body language is quite poor Appears lazy out on the floor Let's hope he's a badder mutherf**ker than Shaft Some say Monta was a first round late first high school draftee by golden state Got bad advice in the draft Like this other guy named Taft He's a high volume shooter which I hate Raptors picked Charlie V. at seventh with haste He's the same position as Bosh, what a waste I'm not trying to be a hater but he was projected to go much later Saying the pick, "Raised some eyebrows", is in bad taste Raptors also missed the chance to get a steal at sixteen They picked Graham over Danny Granger or Gerald Green It really, really must suck To be a Toronto Canuck Babycock is one of the lousiest GM's we've ever seen A guarantee was made to senior Channing Frye And everyone knew Isiah wanted this guy After having no middle for years It seemingly appears Knicks still won't have a center to get by Looking torward next draft and who becomes a Raptor Boozed up, I'll be shooting beer out my nose from laughter Don't bother writing a mock It gets screwed up by Rob Babcock You'll never know which later round pick he is after
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting custodianrules2:</div><div class="quote_post">Saying the pick, "Raised some eyebrows", is in bad taste</div> this one had me dying. Nice poems custodian.
I'm more of a haiku guy, but I have to prove I'm versatile, too! High school stud Gerald Green slipped to eighteen, In workouts, with other players he would not be seen. His agent made that bad move But now on the Celtics he'll prove That he's so fresh, so clean, so clean. The Bucks signed Bobby Simmons, the MIP, But at over 9 million, they overpaid him, clearly, The Bucks blew their dough That lineup is a little slow And they still need a point guard badly. (Unless TJ Ford can get back in the flow). The Cavs look to sign Big Z and Hughes, Both players' bodies have taken a lot of abuse, Ilguaskas has large, questionable feet, Everyone hopes Hughes' healing is complete Or the Cavs might have to go back to hating on Booze. Almost every single young European player Dropped down to the 2nd round or later Teams feared the Milicic effect The Euro leagues get no respect But Biedrins and Zarbarkapa have more than a prayer.
Eeveryone though Big Z was like big D. He proved them wrong and averaged 6 ppg. Zarko rules. I suck at these
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting TwinTowers:</div><div class="quote_post">I like it it must have taken you a while to think those up.</div> Thanks! <div class="quote_poster">Quoting J-Rich23:</div><div class="quote_post">These are hilarious. I like the Babock ones</div> Thanks! <div class="quote_poster">Quoting miamiballa12:</div><div class="quote_post">LOL the part about babcock.</div> Thanks! <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Xman:</div><div class="quote_post"> this one had me dying. Nice poems custodian.</div> Thanks! <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Drake Remoray:</div><div class="quote_post">Lol, the best parts were about Babcock.</div> Thanks! <div class="quote_poster">Quoting NbaBaller:</div><div class="quote_post">wow funny it must of taken you forever to think of those</div> Thanks! Good job Zhone <font color="Black">This summer's offseason is very amusing To get a big payday is hardly worth refusing Redd, Simmons, Hughes were ridiculously overpaid Our eyes wide open like somebody threw a grenade I'd be laughing too if this season they ended up losing Bay area fans are sitting real sweet The Warriors are looking like the team to beat Last season we struck paydirt Let's hope Baron and others don't get hurt Or it'll be another ten years of defeat </font>
The upcoming season has Warrior fans psyched! There's Baron, there's J-Rich, and new guy named Ike. Most mocks had the Warriors drafting a defensive big man, Most scouts had the Warriors drafting a guy named Fran. After Ike's impressive summer and Fran now overseas, Warrior fans can laugh at the Magic and all the Twardzdickery.
That's pretty good, Shape! The Orlando Magic fans should all get down and pray That Twardzick should be committed and sent far away We would definitely miss his drafts Which bring plenty of laughs Except for fans shouting "fu!" followed by letters 'c','k'
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting shapecity:</div><div class="quote_post">The upcoming season has Warrior fans psyched! There's Baron, there's J-Rich, and new guy named Ike. Most mocks had the Warriors drafting a defensive big man, Most scouts had the Warriors drafting a guy named Fran. After Ike's impressive summer and Fran now overseas, Warrior fans can laugh at the Magic and all the Twardzdickery.</div> Funniest quote thing 've heard all day.
