John Madden has said that every coach should have his own blocking sled, so Coach KCGSC oversees the installation of his very own sled. When asked about the tackling dummy in her front yard, Mrs. KCGSC said, "I realize that he's lost his last three games on Madden, but he's my husband and I don't appreciate your calling him a dummy."
It's been a while since I've given my buddy a hard time in the forums. I just want to make sure he's paying attention. Where is the Big Red Hosehead? I think I'm going to have to give him a ringy-dingy in a few.