Our tagline is lame

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  1. Theo41

    Theo41 BBW Member

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    What have I created with this thread, crazy mods with their crazy talk.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Maverick:</div><div class="quote_post">What have I created with this thread, crazy mods with their crazy talk.</div>

    My excuse is waiting to do last minute XMas shopping and driving around in circles looking for a place to park. Sorry for the crazy talk, but hopefully some of those tag lines get the creative juices flowing.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting shapecity:</div><div class="quote_post">My excuse is waiting to do last minute XMas shopping and driving around in circles looking for a place to park. Sorry for the crazy talk, but hopefully some of those tag lines get the creative juices flowing.</div>


    Sounds like a solid one, I'm brokering Christmas presents for the family while I run off at the mouth.

    I will leave the Gigantes out of this, except to say that the Yomiuri namesake of that squad could be them any day of the week. And the centerpiece of your team will never have more homers than the guy that hit most of his for that Giants team. His name is Oh, and his record will not be toppled by that juiced up hacker.

    Although Yomiuri are the Yankees of the Japanese Leagues. I've always been a Hanshin fan myself, and just like stateside, I suffer for it.

    I liked that last offering for a tagline though. This team is much much improved in the chemistry department.

    I actually watched Dirk laugh this season, it was touching.


    Good point about Odom too, he is truly the pinnacle of inconsistency and mediocrity at best. The nadir being, none other than Smush Parker, or maybe we could give that distinctive honor to Chucky Atkins, your boy from last season.

    Don Mattingly of 80's porn fame? If he, Ron Jeremy, and Stan Van Gundy had a moustache fight, I think they'd all lose their lives in the offing.
     
  4. Theo41

    Theo41 BBW Member

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    So, dos anyone have a few favourites?
     
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    Skiptomylue11 JBB JustBBall Member

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    "No Nash, No problem"
    "Pure Offence, now injected with some D"
    "One of three teams in Texas!"
    "Our owner looks like he is a thousandaire instead of a billionaire." [​IMG]
    "Martin Muursepp may or may not have been the best player ever for the Mavs"
     
  6. Shapecity

    Shapecity S2/JBB Teamster Staff Member Administrator

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    How about using the quote from Avery Johnson? "Talk is Cheap!"
     
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    jbbmavsfan1000 JBB JustBBall Member

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    Yeah that one seems like the best one available.
     
  8. Theo41

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    Diop it like it's hawt
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Swish15:</div><div class="quote_post">We now try on both ends of the court?</div>

    That's my favourite so far.

    "Avery big improvement"
    "Barkley hates us. Which is all-the-more reason to love us."
    "Pity us... Pheonix stole our dimes."
    "The best looking team in business casual EVER!"

    j
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Greazy9:</div><div class="quote_post">That's my favourite so far.

    "Avery big improvement"
    "Barkley hates us. Which is all-the-more reason to love us."
    "Pity us... Pheonix stole our dimes."
    "The best looking team in business casual EVER!"

    j</div>

    Those are really good ones [​IMG]
     
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    A-very big improvement

    That looks like a winner. Very nice play on words.
     
  12. Theo41

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    Everyone, start replying with your favourite 5..I will make a poll with the best ones
     
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    I only have 3 favs thus far..
    1. "A-very big improvement"
    2. "Not the allas Mavericks anymore"
    3. "Barkley hates us. Which is all-the-more reason to love us."
     
  14. Theo41

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    Dallasdude, you forgot "Diop it likes it hawt"
     
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    [​IMG] Alrite, lets make that my #4 choice
     
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    Avery Big Improvement.

    I like it but it makes Nelly look bad, which he wasn't.

    How about,

    "We're Goin' Ballistic Mavs!" (which is maybe before some of your times.)

    "Bring a flashlight (we're shooting the lights out)"

    "The second best team in our state!"

    "We promise not to lose to the Knicks anymore."

    "Buy our tickets<font size=""1"">{portions of the procedes go to support a Cuban family}</font>"
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting odde23:</div><div class="quote_post">Avery Big Improvement.

    I like it but it makes Nelly look bad, which he wasn't.

    How about,

    "We're Goin' Ballistic Mavs!" (which is maybe before some of your times.)

    "Bring a flashlight (we're shooting the lights out)"

    "The second best team in our state!"

    "We promise not to lose to the Knicks anymore."

    "Buy our tickets<font size=""1"">{portions of the procedes go to support a Cuban family}</font>"</div>

    Clever. Bring a flashlight is a little cliche, but still brings a smile. And after a 7-0 run against the Knicks, they're aloud one discrepancy. But the last one's great.

    My vote...

    "No longer the allas Mavericks"
    "Buy our tickets<font size=""1"">{portions of the procedes go to support a Cuban family}</font>"
    "We now try on both ends of the court?"

    Note... That's because I'd feel silly voting for my own.

    j
     
  18. Martin

    Martin Back from retirement

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting SkiptoMyLue11:</div><div class="quote_post">"No Nash, No problem"
    "Pure Offence, now injected with some D"
    "One of three teams in Texas!"
    "Our owner looks like he is a thousandaire instead of a billionaire." [​IMG]
    "Martin Muursepp may or may not have been the best player ever for the Mavs"</div>

    [​IMG] Im voting for that one,would be nice to have an estonian in a tagline
     

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