<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post"> Hip-Hop Turrets is a rare version of the original Turrets that causes individuals to ?talk smack? at accelerated rates. The infliction is rare but when it makes itself known it can be devastating, especially if exposed on a national level like that of a televised NBA basketball game. The patient will utter such phrases as ?your game is whack,? ?you can?t d my S#%* up,? or any phrase involving the opposing players? ?mama.? Gary Payton?s diagnosis comes as no surprise to many opposing players including Brevin Knight, who last year when guarding Payton, was reduced to tears after an on-court verbal onslaught that lasted the entire 48 minutes. ?He is known as a guy that likes to run his mouth, ever since he came into the League and said that John Stockton ?aint got no handles? and than proceeded to tell the NBA?s all time assist and steals leader to ?get some sag in dem shorts? during Payton?s rookie year. I guess this diagnosis sheds light on the reasons he is so vocal.? NBA executives are currently fending off angry parents across the Nation who claim that Payton?s Christmas day banter emotionally scarred their respective children?s? fragile egos. Payton was unavailable for comment and to add to that, most of Buster Gunning?s diagnoses are strictly confidential. </div> Source
Can anyone confirm those stories about Stockton and Brevin Knight? I love to talk trash....but I'm never really affected by it when they come back at me. It's more effective to say things to your own team loud enough for your opponent to hear, like: "If they don't want to play defense we'll score all day," or "Let that guy keep shooting until he makes one", etc. Singling out someone to talk about their mom is silly, and I would think that an NBA player wouldn't be thrown off my elementary school insults.
his trick won't work vs non american PGs since they don't really understand what he is saying Payton is old...talking is all he can do right now to make him feel better
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting superman32:</div><div class="quote_post">Brevin knight cried? wow</div> The guy's name is Brevin. He's no badass.
<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">NBA executives are currently fending off angry parents across the Nation who claim that Payton’s Christmas day banter emotionally scarred their respective children’s’ fragile egos. </div> Im kinda confused about that.
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Bobcats:</div><div class="quote_post">The preceding article was a piece of satirical fiction.</div> Yeah, but I think there is a chance that those stories about Knight and Stockton could be true. That's why I was wondering if anyone on jbb could confirm them.
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting H.ayes:</div><div class="quote_post">The guy's name is Brevin. He's no badass.</div> he was names brwvin cuz his moms name is brenda and his dad is alvin or something like that
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting superman32:</div><div class="quote_post">he was names brwvin cuz his moms name is brenda and his dad is alvin or something like that</div> Exactly, the combination of a woman and a chipmunk clearly yields one who would cry in the midst of a sporting competition.
