Hey, come on. This is Nick we're talking about. The Mockman. You can't insult him like that. Of course he's having gay fantasies. The idea that he would have heterosexual fantasies is ridiculous.
Shut up, both of you. I was quite drunk when I started this thread, but the problem still remains. I need some Shiekton advice here.
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting 44Thrilla:</div><div class="quote_post">Just stop being a bitch about it and tell the luck lady that you'd like to slide it in her.</div> Sounds good, wanna help me find a new place to live next week?
Nick, as a married man that has had mainly long healthy relationships, I would love to help you out, but, I would need more information than you are providing here. I have always found that telling it like it is is the hardest and most rewarding way to go about dealing with feelings. Try something in casual conversation and be very "matter of fact" about it. Play it cool, don't make a big deal about it (especially to yourself), and don't have any expectations. Make sure she has an out without feeling uncomfortable, but can return the feelings if she wishes (like don't say it is a bad idea because you are roommates) Try something like this... YOU - "...that's because you are so stunning and beautiful. Who wouldn't want to have sex with you? do you know where the can opener is?" HER - "Do you really think that?" YOU - "Oh yeah, I totally have the hots for you. I totally wish you would tell me where the can opener is too." HER - "I don't know what to say." YOU - "Don't freak out about it or anything, just take it as a compliment, and tell me where the freakin' can opener is before i eat my hand." Chances are that if you like her (or him for that matter) she knows and things will be more comfortable if you clear the air.
You this 3 step plan... <u>Step 1</u> Nick make her jealous by bringing other girls over. Then pour two glasses of wine and ask her what she thinks about the girls you bring over. No girl can resist talking gossip and **** about another girl. The first glass of wine will relax her. Once she gets going about everything wrong with the other girl this is your opportunity to lay your head on her lap while she continues to talk ****. Once she's done talking it's your turn to say "Oh yeah I noticed that too" Pour another two glasses of wine and start complaining to her about the other girls. This plants the seed because now she knows you like listening to her. <u>Step 2</u> Next time you go get drunk invite her with you because you want her to help pick out a girl with you. Show her a good time. You're a win-win situation at this point because she could help you get laid by finding you another girl and she her female insecurity will start acting up. She's going to start asking herself why aren't you attracted to her. Once you get home tell her you had a great time with her the other night and that you should do it again sometime. <u>Step 3</u> If you get this far, you can be confident in knowing she is definitely interested in you. Go ahead and make a move on her and not worry about any ramifications.
I don't know if they have April Fool's day down under, but it is the PERFECT day for this situation. Seriously, make your move on April 1st....if she's down with it, then you're home free. If she reacts in a negative way, start laughing hysterically and yell "APRIL FOOL'S" and call her an idiot for falling for your hilarious joke.
Well my problem isn't with letting her know, my problem is with if she doesn't reciprocate, as then I'll still have to live in the same house and it would be very, very awkward. If I didn't live with her I would have been in weeks ago.
What a cop-out excuse. You want to tell her and you know you should tell her you're just afraid she'll reject you. Just do it and get it over with. Who cares if you have to live together? Like you act normally around her anyway. Your spine is about as strong as the Sonics' defense.
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting odde23:</div><div class="quote_post">...Play it cool, don't make a big deal about it (especially to yourself), and don't have any expectations. Make sure she has an out without feeling uncomfortable, but can return the feelings if she wishes (like don't say it is a bad idea because you are roommates) Try something like this...</div> I hate to quote myself but this is how you handle having to live with her. Just don't be a freak about it. "I dig you" "I don't dig you" "Cool. Want to play Monopoly"
Play a drinking game w/ her. Get drunk, get her drunk, and go at her hard. If she blows you off, blame it on the liquor. If she's cool w/ it, then you can always hold it over her head that she was feeling you and game her into getting in her pants again. If you hit it once then the girl will be more receptive to letting you beat again. Either way it gives you an excuse to get banged up and boost your post count. I'm just glad this time I wasn't included in your drunken tirade.
Forget this girl, find a girl with a boyfriend... that's what I did. You befriend the girl, let her bitch about this douche... spit game, assure her that you're better. Chill with her and flirt and stuff and diss her man. Then when shes contemplating a breakup... then u get her to cheat a bit, she sees how good it can be and dumps him and ur goin out within a week. I mean, it's cockblocking but it's so much better owning some noob and stealing his girl that is obviously in demand cuz he wants her. Better than macking on some lonely bitch if you ask me. If I can do it, you can. I probably sound like a tool, my mind is also in an altered state as I write this... fuckin 5am almost... work at 10 HUFF. Anyways, i'll stop now... Jason Mraz 4 Lyfe.
SD the ghost, I'm shocked that you of all people are having trouble expressing yourself. If you really like this chick, stop talking to her for no apparent reason. Keep your answers short and to the point and go about your business. Sooner or later the girl, being insecure about why you are blowing her off, is going to ask why you two aren't talking. That is when you make her feel insecure about her relationship, or lack thereof with men, and how it hurts you to see her sell herself short in the love department--and that it bothers you so much that the only way you can cope is to shut down on her. If she has the twinkle in her eyes that she is hanging on every word that you say, just let her know how important she is to you. If she starts to get emotional then you have yourself a live-in girl friend if you want.
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Iron Shiek:</div><div class="quote_post">SD the ghost, I'm shocked that you of all people are having trouble expressing yourself. If you really like this chick, stop talking to her for no apparent reason. Keep your answers short and to the point and go about your business. Sooner or later the girl, being insecure about why you are blowing her off, is going to ask why you two aren't talking. That is when you make her feel insecure about her relationship, or lack thereof with men, and how it hurts you to see her sell herself short in the love department--and that it bothers you so much that the only way you can cope is to shut down on her. If she has the twinkle in her eyes that she is hanging on every word that you say, just let her know how important she is to you. If she starts to get emotional then you have yourself a live-in girl friend if you want.</div> Truth. It's all about playing on the female insecurity. Stop listening to those sappy artists you are so fond of. Did you ever stop and think the reason they can write an entire album is because they have no game? All they have is failure in relationships. Get some 2Pac in your life and listen to 'I Get Around'
