Bill Simmons take on the NBA Playoffs - Pearl Jam style

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  1. Dr. J. Naismith

    Dr. J. Naismith JBB JustBBall Member

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    Hands down the funniest sports writer. [​IMG]

    Anyone that is as big of a PJ fan as myself, will enjoy Bill's column. [​IMG]

    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">6. Clearly I remember pickin' on the boy
    Seemed a harmless little [bleep]
    Ooh, but we unleashed a lion ...
    Gnashed his teeth and bit the recess lady's breast ...
    How can I forget?


    To Kwame Brown, one of the true surprises of the past six weeks. Michael Jordan famously questioned his manhood in Washington. Phil Jackson questioned his manhood as recently as five months ago. So did every Wizards and Lakers fan who watched him on a regular basis. And then the Lakers stuck Luke Walton into the lineup, and he started getting Kwame the ball, and Kwame started trying a little, and then Odom started playing unselfishly and, suddenly, they looked like a real team -- did I tell you that Luke Walton would be an important pro, or did I tell you? -- and now Kwame plays hard every game and looks like a young Jermaine O'Neal. Only in the NBA.

    (By the way, when I was in elementary school, we had the kid who threw chairs, as well as the kid who made weird voices and the kid who touched his own poop, but we never had the kid who bit the recess lady's breast. Think I would have remembered that one.)</div>

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    Shapecity S2/JBB Teamster Staff Member Administrator

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    Great article. I'm starting to worry about Simmons though, he's been too, kind to the Lakers.
     
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    LOL great article.. haha the Frankie Muniz and Jack Nicholson fight.. Ron Artest body slamming Gino was too funny haha
     
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    Nasty JBB Sorry, I killed Fever

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    Does Bill ever has a bad article. He's a sensational journalist.
     
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    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    lol, Mookie Blaylock.
     

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