Worst line you ever heard in a song?

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  1. Chutney

    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    Another line from the same rapper in the same song:

    "I got the internet going nuts,
    But T. Farris got my back, so now I'm holdin' my nuts" - Paul Wall

    Is it that hard to find a word that rhymes with nuts? Brutal.
     
  2. STC

    STC JBB JustBBall Member

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    you guys must havent heard cam'ron ****

    "Canary burgandy
    I call it lemon red
    Yellow diamonds in my ear
    Call em lemonheads
    Lemonhead end up dead
    Ice like Winnipeg
    Gemstones flinstones
    You could say i'm friends with fred
    You want happy scrappy
    I got pataki at me
    Bitches say i'm tacky daddy
    Range look like laffy taffy"

    just a piece of one of his stupid raps

    also

    "I'll leave you wholy, holy, you'll say "Holy Moly"

    "Y'all faking the fizzle, I'm caking for shizzle
    **** a Sizzler steak, my steak stay sizzled
    Eight, boom, boom, my ace boon coon
    Shake, bake, skate, vroom, vroom (We getting money *****)
    Seventh to eighth, zoom, zoom, boom, boom tune"

    "Get him a maury flow, from the maury show
    **** around, y'all gonna be up on the Maury Show"

    "And I'm lockey, lockey, leave you pokey, pokey
    No Rice a Roni, that's the Okey, Dokey"

    he spits some whack ish
     
  3. Nasty

    Nasty JBB Sorry, I killed Fever

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    "G-G-G-G-G-G-G-GGGGG Unit!" - Every song by 50 Cent, Lloyd Banks, Buck or Yayo.
     
  4. Jurassic

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    "Got so much ice, you can skate on it N****"
    -Cash Money (from #1 Stunna I think)

    There's this one like from Mase where he mentions Macaroni and Cheese, I can't remember the song.
     
  5. STC

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Jurassic:</div><div class="quote_post">"Got so much ice, you can skate on it N****"
    -Cash Money (from #1 Stunna I think)

    There's this one like from Mase where he mentions Macaroni and Cheese, I can't remember the song.</div>

    hahaha

    And I be switchin fees with a wrist full of G's
    ***** please, I'm the macaroni with the cheese
     
  6. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

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    ^^^actually I believe Puffy said that (if memory serves me correct), but either way they both suck and so does that line
     
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    50 JBB JustBBall Member

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    Shake that laffy taffy, that laffy taffy....
    Call Me Jolly Rancher cuz I stay so hard
    You can suck me for a long time like Oh My God!

    D4L (Bobblehead)
     
  8. Mr. J

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting STC:</div><div class="quote_post">you guys must havent heard cam'ron ****

    "Canary burgandy
    I call it lemon red
    Yellow diamonds in my ear
    Call em lemonheads
    Lemonhead end up dead
    Ice like Winnipeg
    Gemstones flinstones
    You could say i'm friends with fred
    You want happy scrappy
    I got pataki at me
    Bitches say i'm tacky daddy
    Range look like laffy taffy"

    just a piece of one of his stupid raps

    also

    "I'll leave you wholy, holy, you'll say "Holy Moly"

    "Y'all faking the fizzle, I'm caking for shizzle
    **** a Sizzler steak, my steak stay sizzled
    Eight, boom, boom, my ace boon coon
    Shake, bake, skate, vroom, vroom (We getting money *****)
    Seventh to eighth, zoom, zoom, boom, boom tune"

    "Get him a maury flow, from the maury show
    **** around, y'all gonna be up on the Maury Show"

    "And I'm lockey, lockey, leave you pokey, pokey
    No Rice a Roni, that's the Okey, Dokey"

    he spits some whack ish</div>
    Yeah, Cam'ron can say some dumb stuff sometimes. I feel like I have to support him being from Harlem, but those retarded lines up there makes me dissapointed to be from Harlem.
     
  9. Jurassic

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    "Kids be cool, and stay in school. Don't act like a fool. Parents, be responsibool."
    -Ron Artest

    I find it hilarious that he mispronounced "responsible" just so that it would rhyme with his verse.
     
  10. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">"Kids be cool, and stay in school. Don't act like a fool. Parents, be responsibool."
    </div>

    Ron's lyricism >> Ron's defense
     
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    Lil Jon is pretty dumb, too.

    Snap ya fingers! Do ya step!
    You can do it all by yo self!
    Let me see you do it! Ay!


    Who needs to see someone else snap their fingers, c'mon really? Do it all by yourself? What a retard.


    Another one is Bow Wow in "Oh I Think They Like Me Remix"

    I'm in a fast car, somethin' like a NASCAR


    WTF?!

    This lyric from You Can't Shine Like Me has Lil Romeo mentioning Caron Butler:
    So many rocks on my hands, I'm a certified hustler.
    'got a wizard on your hands, sorta' like Caron Butler.
     
  12. STC

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting houston_owns_u:</div><div class="quote_post">Lil Jon is pretty dumb, too.

    Snap ya fingers! Do ya step!
    You can do it all by yo self!
    Let me see you do it! Ay!

    Who needs to see someone else snap their fingers, c'mon really? Do it all by yourself? What a retard.


    Another one is Bow Wow in "Oh I Think They Like Me Remix"

    I'm in a fast car, somethin' like a NASCAR

    WTF?!

    This lyric from You Can't Shine Like Me has Lil Romeo mentioning Caron Butler:
    So many rocks on my hands, I'm a certified hustler.
    'got a wizard on your hands, sorta' like Caron Butler.</div>

    i hope you're joking

    bow wows line makes sense

    lil jons snap ya fingers is like a dance song

    those aren't that whack
     
  13. 44Thrilla

    44Thrilla cuatro cuatro

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting houston_owns_u:</div><div class="quote_post">Lil Jon is pretty dumb, too.

    Snap ya fingers! Do ya step!
    You can do it all by yo self!
    Let me see you do it! Ay!

    </div>umm...that's the hook.
     
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    Biggie: "She so fine, uh, I suck her daddy's d!ck"
     
  15. Mr. J

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  16. NJNetz

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Chuck:</div><div class="quote_post">Biggie: "She so fine, uh, I suck her daddy's d!ck"</div>


    WTF!?
     
  17. norespect

    norespect JBB gotta nuke something...

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting NbaBaller:</div><div class="quote_post">"Smokin MCs like a pound of bacon"

    -Vanilla Ice

    And people actually liked the song when it first came out. I think it's called Ice Ice Baby.</div>
    I think its called Ice Ice baby? Yeah ok.....like you never heard of it. You probably used to sing it in the shower up untill a week ago.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting norespect:</div><div class="quote_post">I think its called Ice Ice baby? Yeah ok.....like you never heard of it. You probably used to sing it in the shower up untill a week ago.</div>

    Haha....no. The only reason I know about it ... is because they named it one of lamest songs,during some kind of countdown on MTV. And being 15, I don't listen to songs that are from 1990, so I never got a chance to listen to the full song.
     
  19. Jurassic

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Chuck:</div><div class="quote_post">Biggie: "She so fine, uh, I suck her daddy's d!ck"</div>

    Uh...are you trying to be funny? If not, what song did he say that line in?
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Jurassic:</div><div class="quote_post">Uh...are you trying to be funny? If not, what song did he say that line in?</div>
    Me & My Bitch
     

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