The Return of the Story Thread

...Jessica Alba comes over with her tight bikini...

 

but out of nowhere comes ron artest with blood all over his hands

 

screaming "Why you throw beer on me!"

 

and proceeds to beat off to Jessica Alba. Disgusted, shapecity gets up and...

 

then, being frightened, jessica alba turns around, but runs right into.........

 

marries hustler, they soon get married, and got a baby named...

 

watch the Lakers get owned by the Suns

 

which distracts ron, who turns around and out of nowhere Brian takes jessica and............

 

But it really turns out that it wasnt jessica alba that brian took...it was shape's gramma

 

so vcwannabe15 took Jessica Alba to his house and...

 

let TimmyDMVP have his way with her

 

but Jessica said no because she wanted to have a real man like vcwannabe15

 

to her surprise vcwannabe was actually a transexual

 

...but then Jessica Alba decides to ditch the two losers and married hustler who got a baby named...

 

after his idol, boy george. Jessica divorced him and had wild crazy uno wat with playmaker

 

but came back to vcwannabe15

 

only to leave him again, this time for VC....

 

VC's.....Coolest friend Tmacgarnett who he deeply thanked VC for

 

for jessica, only to find out jessica is a(n).......

 

a guy that just had his sex changed.....