Best pick-up lines you have used or heard?

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  1. TimmyDMVP

    TimmyDMVP JBB JustBBall Member

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    This may be stupid but i just want to see some funny or helpful pick-up lines.
     
    TimmyDMVP, May 10, 2006
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    Sex Panther works every time.

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I, walk past you again?</div>
    [​IMG]
     
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  3. TimmyDMVP

    TimmyDMVP JBB JustBBall Member

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    If you and i were squirrels could i bust a nut in your hole
     
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    Shapecity S2/JBB Teamster Staff Member Administrator

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    I'm ready to drink, whenever you're ready to buy me one.
     
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  5. Sex Panther

    Sex Panther works every time.

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">If you and i were squirrels could i bust a nut in your hole</div>
    [​IMG]

    "That dress would look great on my floor."
     
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    50 JBB JustBBall Member

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    Do you have any italian in you? Want some?
     
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  7. TimmyDMVP

    TimmyDMVP JBB JustBBall Member

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting 50:</div><div class="quote_post">Do you have any italian in you? Want some?</div>

    lol for me it would me mexican
     
    TimmyDMVP, May 10, 2006
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    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Nice shoes, wanna [copulate].</div>
    lol
     
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    H.ayes JBB JustBBall Member

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    Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.

    and the ever so classy:

    If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" together.
     
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    Shapecity S2/JBB Teamster Staff Member Administrator

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    Do your feet hurt?
    Because you've been running around my mind all day long.

    Is your dad a fisherman?
    Because you're the catch of the day

    Is your dad an artist?
    Because you're a work of art
     
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    Really Lost One Suspended

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    you come here often?
     
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    You must be a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you!
     
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  13. Sex Panther

    Sex Panther works every time.

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    I don't wanna get between you two, or do I?
     
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  14. Martin

    Martin Back from retirement

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    Joey Tribbiani: How ya doin'?
     
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    bbwtrench BBW Member

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    Lets skip the smooth talk. You wanna ****?
     
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    How do you like your eggs in the morning? Hard boiled, runny or fertilised?
     
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    monty001 Sonics belong in Seattle

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    I'm really good at math..add me and you together, subtract your clothes...divide your legs and lets multiply..
     
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  18. TimmyDMVP

    TimmyDMVP JBB JustBBall Member

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    Reggie Evans - Let me grab you!
     
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  19. Jurassic

    Jurassic Trend Setter

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    Are you retarded?
    Cuz you sure look special.

    I hope nobody is offended by that one.
     
    Jurassic, May 16, 2006
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    Do you have a mirror in your pocket? because i can see myself in your pants.
     
    MrBigShot_23, May 19, 2006
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