Favorite Comedian

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  1. Sasha

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    I guess this goes here or in Other Media, so feel free mods.

    Anyways, my favorite has to be Bill Hicks. Aside from being a comic, he was a noted satirist and social critic. He's regarded as one of the best comedians if not the best to ever grace the stage. His stuff was always chock full of politics, ethics, music, drugs, alcohol and the such.

    If you want to give him a try, I suggest the albums Rant In E-Minor and Arizona Bay
     
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    Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia, Dave Chapelle, Ricky Smiley, Richard Pryor
     
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    Dane Cook. He is awesome and everything that comes out of his mouth is hilarious.
     
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    Dane Cook. He is awesome and everything that comes out of his mouth is hilarious.
     
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    Dane Cook. He is awesome and everything that comes out of his mouth is hilarious.
     
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    George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, Dave Chapelle, Russell Peters.

    Has anybody ever seen Bob Saget on standup? He'll totally destroy any assumptions you've made of him from Full House.
     
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    Mitch Hedberg is THE greatest comedian I have ever seen. I actually had tickets to see him in concert with Stephen Lynch, but he died two weeks before he made it to Ohio.

    RIP Mitch Hedberg, the GOAT.
     
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    Mine are Russel Peters,Dave Chapelle, Carlos Mencia. I have more but, for some reason I can't remember them right now.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting briang8818:</div><div class="quote_post">Mitch Hedberg is THE greatest comedian I have ever seen. I actually had tickets to see him in concert with Stephen Lynch, but he died two weeks before he made it to Ohio.

    RIP Mitch Hedberg, the GOAT.</div>

    Agreed.

    I haven't heard anyone who's funnier that Mitch yet.

    RIP Mitch...

    Acid really messes with your mind, man. When I was on acid, I'd see things that looked like beams of light... and I'd hear things that sound an awful lot like car horns...
     
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    yo VC r u serious bro or is that one of that guys jokes
     
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    Russell Peters, Chris Rock, and Dave Chapelle.
     
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    [​IMG] nuff said. Anyone listen to Killing 'Em Softly?

    I also enjoy Chris Rock.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Voodoo Child:</div><div class="quote_post">Agreed.

    I haven't heard anyone who's funnier that Mitch yet.

    RIP Mitch...

    Acid really messes with your mind, man. When I was on acid, I'd see things that looked like beams of light... and I'd hear things that sound an awful lot like car horns...</div>I drove for 15 miles with the emergency brake on... that doesn't really say much for me, but it doesn't say much for the emergency brake either. It should be called the emergency make the car smell funny lever.
     
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    dave chappelle, roddy white, and that one guy who seems like he has high blood pressure
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting playmaker15:</div><div class="quote_post">yo VC r u serious bro or is that one of that guys jokes</div>

    It's one of his jokes. [​IMG]

    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">I drove for 15 miles with the emergency brake on... that doesn't really say much for me, but it doesn't say much for the emergency brake either. It should be called the emergency make the car smell funny lever.</div>

    I was walking by a dry cleaner at 3 AM and there was a sign that said, "Sorry, we're closed." You don't have to be sorry. It's 3 AM and you're a dry cleaner. It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open. I'm not gonna come by at 10 and say, "Hey, I was here at 3 AM and you guys were closed. Someone owes me an apology."

    Man, I could do this all day... and still laugh as I type... what a loss Mitch was. [​IMG]
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting briang8818:</div><div class="quote_post">I drove for 15 miles with the emergency brake on... that doesn't really say much for me, but it doesn't say much for the emergency brake either. It should be called the emergency make the car smell funny lever.</div>
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    "I saw a billboard for the lottery. It said, "Estimated lottery jackpot 55 million dollars." I did not know that was estimated. That would suck if you won and they said, "Oh, we were off by two zeroes. We estimate that you are angry."

    "I was on a bus once, it was in the middle of the night, and I had a box of crackers and a can of Easy Cheese. It was dark, and it was a surprise how much cheese I had applied on each cracker. That's why they should have a glow-in-the-dark version of Easy Cheese. It's not like the product has any integrity to begin with. If you buy a room-temperature cheese that you squeeze out of a can, you probably won't get mad because it glows in the dark too."

    I was actually very shaken by his death, I wear my Mitch Hedberg shirt at least once a week. The front of the shirt has mitch standing at the base of an escalator going to heaven.

    The escalator is out of order.
     
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    most of the dudes on B.E.T. lol. Stand up?
     
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    u guys heard of russell peters? he's damn hilarious
     
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    "I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm screwed. But if the gas tank says "E", I get all cocky - "I've got this one, don't worry." So I get out the toolbox AKA wallet."
     

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