100 Reasons Why Shaq Can't Hit a FT

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  1. Char

    Char JBB Nowitzness

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    1. He just doesn't have the touch for it, and is visibly stiff when he shoots free throws.

    Shaq's poor free throw shooting is a visible Achille's Heel for the Heat.
    List away valid or funny reasons why Shaq sucks at FTs.
     
    Char, Jun 13, 2006
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    2. He never studied arcs in school.
     
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    3. He only has one eye looking at the hoop, the other is looking god knows where.
     
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    4. He thinks of having ANOTHER kid with his wife.
     
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    5. He can't shoot straight which is a shame.
     
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    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    6. He sucks
     
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    7. Shoots with his fingertips only.
     
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    8. He knows hes going to miss it, so why try.
     
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    9. Shaq draws a complete blank at times when he looks at the distance between him and the basket when he stands at the free throw line.
     
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    10. Only elbowing players to get a dunk is part of his reportoire, free throws are not.
     
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    11. He never learned how to make shots without travelling first.
     
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    shankyoass Ceci n'est pas une pipe.

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    12. the rim being double the size of the ball is not good enuf for him
     
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    13. Maybe he doesn't like free stuff.
     
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    14. Because he's slightly cross-eyed, he sees double. This confuses him, as he doesn't know whether to aim for the left basket or the right basket.
     
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    15. He fell out of a tree house when he was a kid and broke both wrists. Thus he cannot shoot.

    16. His form sucks he doesn’t point his feet or get any arc on the ball. He shoots the ball from the top of his head by chucking it at the basket.
     
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    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

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    17. The ball is too damn small. It is like him shooting a golf ball

    18. Shoots too low. You aint gon' make anything shooting that low!
     
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    19. He can't bend his arm all the way to a 90 degree angle because of his muscle size.
     
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    20. there is another invisable guy with a carmen electra poster
     
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    21. The free-throw line is out of his range.
     
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    22. He's way too damn sexy for the ball
    23. He doesn't wear a headband to prevent sweat from dripping from his eyes
    24. He is a 7 foot tall black man
     
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