100 Reasons Why Shaq Can't Hit a FT

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  1. Char

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    47. He made a deal with the devil so he could be 7'1 and 300-plus pounds. The tradeoff was he was going to be a miserable free throw shooter.
     
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    48. Maybe he doesn't want to make free throws?
     
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    49. Free throws are long distance to him.
     
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    50. So that he can prove he is indeed mortal.
     
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    51. He's fat
     
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    52. Because he can't be the best at everything.
     

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